ColSpanky
@colspanky.bsky.social
Artist and writer. You can find me on Instagram and Facebook. On IG I'm Lowell Wendell Eaton, on FB I'm Wendell Eaton. I also have a blog on dreamwidth.com called Cabbages and Kings.
I don't write in cursive. I speak in cursive.
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I don't write in cursive. I speak in cursive.
An essay, or whatever you might want to call it, from me blog, colspankysmostlyfunnystuff.blogspot.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
An essay, or whatever you might want to call it, from me blog, colspankysmostlyfunnystuff.blogspot.com
A poem I wrote some time ago
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A poem I wrote some time ago
When I was just a little girl I asked my mother "What shall I be?"
She said "Shut up, son, you are embarrassing me."
She said "Shut up, son, you are embarrassing me."
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
When I was just a little girl I asked my mother "What shall I be?"
She said "Shut up, son, you are embarrassing me."
She said "Shut up, son, you are embarrassing me."
Multi-tasking? Ha! I can't even do one thing at a time, let alone two.
September 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Multi-tasking? Ha! I can't even do one thing at a time, let alone two.
@oldamerica.bsky.social
UPDATE: I got hacked on Facebook and my account was disabled. I created another account, and after regaining 159 friend from the 1000+ I'd lost, FB disabled it. I created another account, and after regaining 40 friends: disabled. For no reason either time. Assholes!
UPDATE: I got hacked on Facebook and my account was disabled. I created another account, and after regaining 159 friend from the 1000+ I'd lost, FB disabled it. I created another account, and after regaining 40 friends: disabled. For no reason either time. Assholes!
September 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@oldamerica.bsky.social
UPDATE: I got hacked on Facebook and my account was disabled. I created another account, and after regaining 159 friend from the 1000+ I'd lost, FB disabled it. I created another account, and after regaining 40 friends: disabled. For no reason either time. Assholes!
UPDATE: I got hacked on Facebook and my account was disabled. I created another account, and after regaining 159 friend from the 1000+ I'd lost, FB disabled it. I created another account, and after regaining 40 friends: disabled. For no reason either time. Assholes!
I got hacked on Facebook again. If you know me, my new name on FB is Lowell Eaton. Send me a friend request, because I'm having to start over. This is my profile pic.
August 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I got hacked on Facebook again. If you know me, my new name on FB is Lowell Eaton. Send me a friend request, because I'm having to start over. This is my profile pic.
Everyone needs a mentor. Even Trump has a mentor. His name is Putin. The more you know.
August 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Everyone needs a mentor. Even Trump has a mentor. His name is Putin. The more you know.
I often "hear" things moving when they aren't making any noise. It's like reading aloud silently.
August 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I often "hear" things moving when they aren't making any noise. It's like reading aloud silently.
The more MSNBC floods the airwaves with "The More You Know" crap about mentoring, the less they seem to know about the Trump-Epstein connection.
July 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The more MSNBC floods the airwaves with "The More You Know" crap about mentoring, the less they seem to know about the Trump-Epstein connection.
If prices keep going up, we won't just need a side hustle. We'll also need a front hustle and a back hustle.
July 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If prices keep going up, we won't just need a side hustle. We'll also need a front hustle and a back hustle.
My pronouns are I me hee ho
July 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My pronouns are I me hee ho
It's beginning to look a lot less like Christmas.
July 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's beginning to look a lot less like Christmas.
I said, "Do that thing I like with your tongue." So she started talking, and hasn't shut up since.
July 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I said, "Do that thing I like with your tongue." So she started talking, and hasn't shut up since.
Sometimes a thousand words is worth any number of pictures.
June 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sometimes a thousand words is worth any number of pictures.
Life is short. Do something not very nice for yourself.
May 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Life is short. Do something not very nice for yourself.
This is a Trump-free Zone. No Trump-humpers allowed!
April 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is a Trump-free Zone. No Trump-humpers allowed!
I'm thinking about creating an inaction figure of myself
April 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm thinking about creating an inaction figure of myself
Here's a question for all you trivia lovers out there. How far west of Louisville is West Louisville, Kentucky? If you guessed 130 miles you win the Golden Penguin Award, named in honor of Trump imposing tariffs on islands inhabited only by penguins.
April 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Here's a question for all you trivia lovers out there. How far west of Louisville is West Louisville, Kentucky? If you guessed 130 miles you win the Golden Penguin Award, named in honor of Trump imposing tariffs on islands inhabited only by penguins.
I've been telling people for years that elements of the Republican Party wanted a dictatorship, that they didn't like our system of government. Unfortunately, it turns out it wasn't just "elements."
March 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I've been telling people for years that elements of the Republican Party wanted a dictatorship, that they didn't like our system of government. Unfortunately, it turns out it wasn't just "elements."
Reposted by ColSpanky
Reposted by ColSpanky
Interfering with or cutting Social Security or Medicare is a scam to steal our money. Both have nothing to do with the national debt.
March 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Interfering with or cutting Social Security or Medicare is a scam to steal our money. Both have nothing to do with the national debt.
