Coltaine
@coltaine.bsky.social
'..in the halls of his memory still echoed her eyes..'
If you are following me, then you've mistaken me for someone else, and I apologise.
If you are following me, then you've mistaken me for someone else, and I apologise.
Urethra! Said Archimedes
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Urethra! Said Archimedes
Had to measure that quake on the sphincter scale.
April 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Had to measure that quake on the sphincter scale.
Finally an excuse to Google nipple bra!
March 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Finally an excuse to Google nipple bra!
Sure they did, Ricardo Montalban.
January 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Sure they did, Ricardo Montalban.
I was going to make a comment about not being able to get them in adult sizes- but they do now!
January 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I was going to make a comment about not being able to get them in adult sizes- but they do now!
How much blood has Big Throat Mike got in his body?
That neck and that erection? Gotta be more than the usual.
That neck and that erection? Gotta be more than the usual.
December 29, 2024 at 3:36 PM
How much blood has Big Throat Mike got in his body?
That neck and that erection? Gotta be more than the usual.
That neck and that erection? Gotta be more than the usual.
Walk fast enough and it counts as a HIIT workout right?
December 29, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Walk fast enough and it counts as a HIIT workout right?
Genuinely cannot wait for the AI house of cards to come tumbling down
December 20, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Genuinely cannot wait for the AI house of cards to come tumbling down
I sea what you're doing there.
December 20, 2024 at 9:09 AM
I sea what you're doing there.
Coming straight from the underground
December 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Coming straight from the underground
I'm always shocked when I read that sort of thing when I know I shouldn't be. 23 though, I cannot even begin to imagine.
December 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I'm always shocked when I read that sort of thing when I know I shouldn't be. 23 though, I cannot even begin to imagine.
Nothing glamourous about driving to Manchester on a Sunday with that idiot Iain in the car.
December 9, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Nothing glamourous about driving to Manchester on a Sunday with that idiot Iain in the car.
It's not commonly used, but it's perfectly legitimate and not a double negative.
December 9, 2024 at 10:04 AM
It's not commonly used, but it's perfectly legitimate and not a double negative.
Christmas is coming, so why shouldn't you?
December 7, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Christmas is coming, so why shouldn't you?
Jean-Luc Pic-hard.
Too obvious?
Too obvious?
December 6, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Jean-Luc Pic-hard.
Too obvious?
Too obvious?
My personal favourite is when people pay over the odds for a NI plate and try to pass it off as a private one.
December 3, 2024 at 12:41 PM
My personal favourite is when people pay over the odds for a NI plate and try to pass it off as a private one.
Watt a shocking opinion.
November 30, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Watt a shocking opinion.
I dunno maybe he keeps his gloves on?
November 30, 2024 at 11:31 AM
I dunno maybe he keeps his gloves on?