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no more blue tomorrows… but several blueskies! including mine! welcome!
just found out there’s a movie about horny gay cannibals featuring parker posey #iclaim
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
sorry guys, my mind was playing tricks on me! does anyone wanna meet at the double r diner later?
THERES A FUCKING HORSE IN THE LIVING ROOM
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
THERES A FUCKING HORSE IN THE LIVING ROOM
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
pedal to the metal
petal to the medal…
pedal to the medal……
petal to the metal………
peter to the meg…………
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
inside every man there is a colton
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
colton big guy pants okay
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
teehee
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
does anyone know of any direct flights to kingdom hearts?
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
stream tate mcrae or take a picture in front of the billie eilish truck
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
lemme get a box with a black bean crunchwrap, a soft potato taco, cheesy fiesta potatoes, and a large baja blast. also can i please get some hot and fire sauce? thanks
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
oomf made the fatal mistake of casually bringing up nicole kidman in front of me…
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
going ✈️ eiffel tower! also im going to france 🇫🇷
October 9, 2025 at 10:42 AM
was eating in central park, looked down, saw him
September 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
missed flight
September 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
life is all about spending 300 dollars on board games in the span of 5 days
September 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i’m so hungry i could trade my kingdom for a horse
September 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
(looking off in the distance) getting some serious kubrikesque vibes here
September 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
have any of you seen southland tales? i need to talk about southland tales. someone talk about southland tales w me.
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reposted by colton
Two bugs and a love bug
September 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
and just like that finale so horrendous i quite genuinely feel a panic attack coming on……………..
August 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
#mood (i dont smoke)
August 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
but then sometimes you meet someone who watches like 2-3 movies a day regularly and youre like “okay so thats not what life’s all about”
life is all about movies! sometimes you just watch a movie and youre like “yeah! this is what life’s all about!”
August 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
sometimes i wanna read a book really bad but its impossible to find and it’s only months later i remember i work at a library that will order any book i want… just happened!
August 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM