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Simon Sharples
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coltturner.bsky.social
“Side to side with shielding action” #nufc
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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toonpete85.bsky.social
Andy Madley will be wearing Chelsea pyjamas to bed tonight. Needed more than a point there but when the opposition have twelve men it's a lot more difficult... #nufc #NEWCHE
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
The PGMOL are fucking paedophiles pass it on #PremierLeague #nufc
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
If that game doesn’t show ‘Big Six’ bias I don’t know what does. #nufc
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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memecastleunited.bsky.social
Whats the point of VAR?
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
Absolute corruption #nufc
December 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
If Edward Howe could manage the team tonight and not Gareth Southgate that would be banging. #nufc
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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satonagreyseat.bsky.social
Setting up your team on the front foot against Barcelona, but camping out on your 18 yard box against Sunderland🤔

Heads gone.

#nufc
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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No urgency.
No hunger.
No identity.

Not acceptable.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
I’d love to know when Eddie Howe became Gareth Southgate. He’s done. #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
Howe doesn’t have long to sort it out after that. Unforgivable. #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
A bit shan of the fans to chose to boo Hunter (management deserves it) instead of cheering Cena. The tap would have been Cena’s idea. Couldn’t cope with how emotional Kevin Owens was, love him. #wwe
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
I’d bloody love Harry Wilson in our team. #nufc
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
We have got to sign someone with a bit of experience and steel in the window. The mentality currently is shocking. Weak as piss. #nufc
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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jaysearles.bsky.social
STOP SITTING BACK!!!!! #NUFC
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
Absolutely pathetic half of football. Utterly sick of them #nufc
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
Stop trying to be so intricate and have a shot or a cross you stupid pricks! #nufc
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
We are absolutely shocking. #nufc
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
Yes Leeeeeeeeeds Part Deux
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
Yes Leeeeeeeeds!
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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memecastleunited.bsky.social
It ain't easy
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
This performance has been absolutely pathetic. #nufc
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
As if Burnley decided to settle for a loss rather than try and possibly concede more. Soft and weak. #newbur
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
I know we are playing at half speed coz of the amount of games we have but the lack of quality is startling. #nufc
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
coltturner.bsky.social
#nufc
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December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM