Colum Fitzsimons
@columf.bsky.social
When TV reports at the start of March 2020 showed Boris Johnson being taught how to wash his hands whilst singing rhymes it was evident to me how bad the response was going to be.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When TV reports at the start of March 2020 showed Boris Johnson being taught how to wash his hands whilst singing rhymes it was evident to me how bad the response was going to be.
Visiting their father in jail
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Visiting their father in jail
I already do. I will be in the Courtyard cafe at Wimpole Hall tommorow at 10:30. I am will be the hot one siting in the corner with an excellent curry pasty
September 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I already do. I will be in the Courtyard cafe at Wimpole Hall tommorow at 10:30. I am will be the hot one siting in the corner with an excellent curry pasty
Don't use the words Trump, granddaughter and suck in the same sentence.
September 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Don't use the words Trump, granddaughter and suck in the same sentence.
The balcony railings are too low to russian owned.
July 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The balcony railings are too low to russian owned.
£12m says I can link Andrew Windsor to Epstein
July 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
£12m says I can link Andrew Windsor to Epstein
The only determinant here is whether the crossing complies with the relevant road marking regulations. I don't support Newcastle United but have never called for zebra crossings to be banned.
July 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The only determinant here is whether the crossing complies with the relevant road marking regulations. I don't support Newcastle United but have never called for zebra crossings to be banned.
........and says to the umpire "left arm over"
June 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
........and says to the umpire "left arm over"
Blue jeans guy is sporting the Ned Beatty in Deliverance look.
June 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Blue jeans guy is sporting the Ned Beatty in Deliverance look.
A good start. More of the same please
April 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
A good start. More of the same please
Since migrating to Dubai I am sure Oakshott and Tice will be calling for these signs to be removed
February 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Since migrating to Dubai I am sure Oakshott and Tice will be calling for these signs to be removed
Here is the view today looking back up the canal
February 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Here is the view today looking back up the canal
I am sure he can offset his loss against the falling price of eggs next week.
January 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I am sure he can offset his loss against the falling price of eggs next week.
I have £12m on Andrew saying he never met the chinese guy.
December 17, 2024 at 12:30 PM
I have £12m on Andrew saying he never met the chinese guy.
The difference I can believe these 49 trees are propagated from the original tree. Jesus wasn't born with 49 foreskins.
December 14, 2024 at 12:02 PM
The difference I can believe these 49 trees are propagated from the original tree. Jesus wasn't born with 49 foreskins.
The rules say the shooting must be on 5th Avenue not to lose votes.
December 10, 2024 at 6:20 AM
The rules say the shooting must be on 5th Avenue not to lose votes.
That's great news. It will be safe to take a.walk through Cambridge in the evening now.
February 12, 2024 at 4:40 PM
That's great news. It will be safe to take a.walk through Cambridge in the evening now.