columnfive.bsky.social
columnfive.bsky.social
@columnfive.bsky.social
in her lane, moisturized, thriving
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
laze, queen
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yeah if you're gonna try to fool me at least put some effort into it. Razzle dazzle a little. Distract me with emotional appeals, plausible deniability, and hot girls.

Why do real-life villains gotta be so fuckin' boring and uninspired?
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The thing for me is that every time defends his breathless enthusiasm for the Infinite Plagiarism And Drought Machine, the more apparent it is that he doesn't see the wholesale art theft and rampant environmental destruction as a problem
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM