a screw fell out of my laptop this is surely a portent of good things

wake up with a song in my head and it's fucking "the ants go marching two-by-two"

Grading exams and I genuinely feel like I'm losing my sanity trying to understand what in the hells the unfortunate authors could possibly have been trying to do

> "[The theorem] was ... then rediscovered by Leonhard Euler in 1748 (whose paper was not published for another two years, as Euler wrote his papers faster than his printers could print them)."

The only thing worse than having the Spiderman theme caught in your head is having Spiderpig (not the song, just the word "spiderpig") caught in your head on loop

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

we need to teach kids critical analysis

because analysis sucks and deserves to be criticized
(criticalized?)

I both make decisions badly and make bad decisions

i'm someone who has a song in my head nearly 100% of the time, often unconsciously

last night, I was literally about to fall asleep when I took a moment to check what was playing on my inner jukebox

... I'd been unthinkingly humming "No Cock Like Horsecock" for the last half hour

wtf, brain

I've been trying to learn some bass lines, but all I've got is a guitar. I'm doing my best to make do with the instrument I've got, but I don't feel like it sounds quite right --

...huh. hmm.

my car lock froze and I've literally never had that happen before

My car's lost her Midwest temperature tolerance just as much as I have :(

me at 12:30: damn I'm tired
...
me at 1am: ok so if I'm asleep by 1:30 I can get 7.5 hours, a full night
me at 2am: oops missed 1:30. well, asleep by 2:30 would let me get 6 hours plus some
me at 2:30: ok in bed by 3 and I'll get 6 hours that's fine
me at 3am: just a little longer
...
me at 4am:

Big debate in the grad student lounge: what, exactly, should count as a fish. (Sharks in, sea cucumbers out, clams unclear)
Previous topics have included what's a board game & what's a group.

And y'know, it just made me think, gosh. We all sure do really like categorizing things, huh. Just, hmm.

might as well face it you're addicted to chalk, do doo do doo doo
hey siri how music note emoji

got god's shittiest blackboard for my class
I think by the end of the semester I'll look like a wall climber with those huge forearms cuz I'm going through like a stick a day just tryna leave a mark

Elmo learns motivic cohomology www.math.columbia.edu/~plei/docs/i...

and possibly music, haven't decided yet. I'm getting "dumping ground for content" vibes from this app

First post was Luigi, let's gooo -- but, now for your regularly scheduled math memes, my adoring audience of zero

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...