Could have 5, when you consider our current injury rate. He can also play through the middle.

Tbf it might be the start of the fall of social media, so they sink back to internet sites like Reddit etc

I think you're underestimating him, but on top of that it's a squad game.

Where you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

The best answer is to just use it for facts and rules, leave the laws to the in game referee. That or sack the whole thing off.

Liverpool's goal chalked off, funny, ours chalked off, annoying, our other one not chalked off, inconsistent application is what you get from laws and footballs pursuit of referring perfection is stupid. Players aren't perfect and neither are refs. Let it be.

The issue is people want consistency but that would ruin football, it's the inconsistency that you need in the game to generate interest and debate. Facts are fine, ball out of play, ball over the line etc, but the laws are there to be interpreted that's why they're laws.

This reminds me of my favourite little factoid about hedgehogs. They used to be called 'urchins' in English, so a sea urchin was a sea hedgehog. In Welsh, a hedgehog is a draenog, and a sea urchin is draenog môr... a sea hedgehog.

The only hope is Schools, they teach the actual British values, not the shit people keep saying. Inclusiveness is one of those values.

When we score they get a blast of "You've lost that loving feeling" a song from ages back and I've no idea why, marvelous.