Canonically, this makes Diego Pavia our Gary Ablett Jr.

God, I used to live down the street from the stadium and the occasional Bayern-Chelsea friendly game would absolutely wreck that whole area

I absolutely loved living in Charlotte, partially because it's a city with almost no viable tourist reasons to visit!

"and here comes Jonny Venters out to the mound to try and settle the rookie down"

He was also maybe the most useful MLB player to roster in Backyard Baseball 2001, which absolutely should be included in the criteria for selection

Also they were our big playoff boogeyman until Tyler Matzek happened, and the catharsis from that inning has put me at peace with anything they've accomplished since then