Denise's other ex husband
@comepuppet.bsky.social
I have too many thoughts and no where to put them 😍
Imagine your BEST FRIEND choking you out because mr wotsit told her to
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Imagine your BEST FRIEND choking you out because mr wotsit told her to
Oh my god he's just walked in with Chloe Brocket
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh my god he's just walked in with Chloe Brocket
White people love Coleslaw and old people love feeding the birds xx
December 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
White people love Coleslaw and old people love feeding the birds xx
Bus driver wig on my bald ass head topped with a hairnet
Happy Saturday 🫡
Happy Saturday 🫡
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Bus driver wig on my bald ass head topped with a hairnet
Happy Saturday 🫡
Happy Saturday 🫡
Daily affirmation: I deserve to be loved with or without a hairnet
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Daily affirmation: I deserve to be loved with or without a hairnet
So excited for the new spin off of #behindhereyes on Netflix 🥰 cant wait to watch up her ass #netflix
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So excited for the new spin off of #behindhereyes on Netflix 🥰 cant wait to watch up her ass #netflix
*cat acting up*
"But Spirit youve already been DP'ed what more could you want"
"But Spirit youve already been DP'ed what more could you want"
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
*cat acting up*
"But Spirit youve already been DP'ed what more could you want"
"But Spirit youve already been DP'ed what more could you want"
*Bestfriend playing with the cat*
Me: do you think he would appreciate some double playing? DP, if you will
Me: do you think he would appreciate some double playing? DP, if you will
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
*Bestfriend playing with the cat*
Me: do you think he would appreciate some double playing? DP, if you will
Me: do you think he would appreciate some double playing? DP, if you will
Me: on ozempic pretending ive just had a lot of waist-slimming diarrhea
"Ive been blessed with A LOT of waist-slimming diarrhea 🥰"
"Ive been blessed with A LOT of waist-slimming diarrhea 🥰"
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Me: on ozempic pretending ive just had a lot of waist-slimming diarrhea
"Ive been blessed with A LOT of waist-slimming diarrhea 🥰"
"Ive been blessed with A LOT of waist-slimming diarrhea 🥰"
Does anyone have £1,899?
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Does anyone have £1,899?
Hes a solid 7 on a good day but he looks for human teeth to buy online
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hes a solid 7 on a good day but he looks for human teeth to buy online
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This year for #Christmas im hoping for #waistslimmingdiarrhea
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This year for #Christmas im hoping for #waistslimmingdiarrhea
I just feel so uncared for.
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I just feel so uncared for.
💔💔 sweaty bitch got eliminated in minge game
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
💔💔 sweaty bitch got eliminated in minge game
This isn't how everything is supposed to go. Ive never felt so upset in my life and I dont know how I can ever feel better
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This isn't how everything is supposed to go. Ive never felt so upset in my life and I dont know how I can ever feel better
Nothing is fine
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Nothing is fine
Spoke too soon; life got drastically worse
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Spoke too soon; life got drastically worse
I love my silly little life
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love my silly little life
Why are seahorses real but they're so small?
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why are seahorses real but they're so small?
That awkward moment when you realise: actually, everything is fine
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
That awkward moment when you realise: actually, everything is fine
I dont wanna be girl in green wig anymore
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I dont wanna be girl in green wig anymore
What's the fucking point and why am I here?
September 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What's the fucking point and why am I here?
If someone started telling me about their oneplan family ISA I would punch them in the face
September 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If someone started telling me about their oneplan family ISA I would punch them in the face
No. I wouldnt fucking believe you if you told me you got that entire shopping haul for free. FUCK OFF YOURE RUINING MY LIFE
September 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
No. I wouldnt fucking believe you if you told me you got that entire shopping haul for free. FUCK OFF YOURE RUINING MY LIFE