Tom
@comfortablytom.bsky.social
I'm going to post things I like here. That's it. 🍻 cheers.
Queen
Space
Newcastle United
Beer
Dogs. Especially Murphy.
Queen
Space
Newcastle United
Beer
Dogs. Especially Murphy.
You could say... they're... opinonionated... I'll get my coat.
February 15, 2026 at 9:33 AM
You could say... they're... opinonionated... I'll get my coat.
"Someone told me to do it..." 🙄
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"Someone told me to do it..." 🙄
Wow. What a unique situation you find yourself in.
February 15, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Wow. What a unique situation you find yourself in.
Aaah... very good. Thank you.
February 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Aaah... very good. Thank you.
Because Starmer has made it so.
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Because Starmer has made it so.
Greggs the (not a) bakery
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Greggs the (not a) bakery
Yesterday, my niece told me she "ate" this weeks homework. Confused, I asked her to elaborate. I'm genuinely none the wiser but understand that it has been completed in good time.
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Yesterday, my niece told me she "ate" this weeks homework. Confused, I asked her to elaborate. I'm genuinely none the wiser but understand that it has been completed in good time.
She always felt like the favourite aunt. The one I wanted to sit next to at family get-togethers. Genuinely gutted. 😟
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
She always felt like the favourite aunt. The one I wanted to sit next to at family get-togethers. Genuinely gutted. 😟
That was different... 👀
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
That was different... 👀
Has become? Was always designed to be.
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Has become? Was always designed to be.
Reposted by Tom
What are you doing besides tweeting?
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 AM
What are you doing besides tweeting?