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they/them, absolute fool, probably sleeping
How the fuck can people hate wrestling, like I just watched a 250 pound man catch another 250 pound man mid air and spike him into the mat. This shits incredible
March 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What’s your favorite episode of Monday Night Raw, Billy?

I like the episode where John Cena gets heckled for a looooong tiiime
March 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pulled something in my ribs and it hurts to wear a bra so I’m walking around at work titties a floppin’
March 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I can’t ever show anyone my saved videos on TikTok because 90% are CM Punk or Rhea Ripley edits, and the other 10% are Megan Thee Stallion slowmo clips 💀
March 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I’ve only dealt with Walgreens a few times before and since Rite Aid went under, but damn I have never been treated like such a piece of garbage for just needing medication. A few years ago a guy at Walgreens made me walk to the back of their store after my oophorectomy just to condescendingly tell
January 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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January 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
made a transphobe in my city’s Facebook group think I’m a trans woman today. I feel one step closer to the gay community, like this is a rite of passage lol. Gave her the ol’ “all our genitals are the same in the womb until hormones effect em so you’re as manly as I am bb”
January 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my cousins boyfriend is a walking green flag, he’s such a cool dude and so incredibly sweet. I pulled my crochet out at Christmas and he was like “you’re crocheting?? My mom used to crochet!! Aww, you’re bringing me back so many good memories, that’s so cool”. Like just such a sweet human
December 26, 2024 at 9:51 AM
when certain family members “accidentally” call you by your old name multiple times in one holiday party even though your name has been changed since 2021 😎😎😎😎🎄
December 26, 2024 at 8:27 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 12:43 PM
I miss being able to shout into the void on Twitter and say all the shit I can’t on Facebook, so I guess I’ll learn how to use BlueSky
December 24, 2024 at 2:20 PM
toxic employee moment, going off on your boss on Christmas Eve because shits been unfair for a long time and they’re only just noticing
December 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM
drunkenly heating up a microwave meal and going “oh shit, I can’t wait 6 minutes for my food, I might sober up!” 💀
November 28, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I love my family but how are some of the ones who taught me media literacy the same people that send me TikToks of two dudes in cowboy hats talking at a female CNN reporter about how they’re gonna be “puttin buuugs in our chicken by 2030”
March 3, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Location services have gotten creepily accurate, like now if I need to know if my mom has made it home safely I can just watch her little blue dot move from where she parks her car to where her apartment is on the map.
February 17, 2024 at 9:32 PM
It’s been so long since I’ve had menstrual cramps, and I want to try the cramp simulation things just to see if my pain tolerance has changed. But I don’t want to like, buy the thing to do it because that’s money for a thing I’ll never use again
February 8, 2024 at 10:32 AM
I love Undertale on the Switch (especially compared to when I played it on my MacBook Pro in 2014) but I feel like the effect of the game closing itself is just so powerful and it sucks not having it.

is that a dumb thing to care about in 2024? yes.
February 8, 2024 at 8:29 AM
my grandpa is learning to text and it’s the cutest fucking thing. we were walking the other day and he was like “hang on, I’m tryin’ to send an emoji” 😭
January 1, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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December 25, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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December 21, 2023 at 2:33 PM
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Sugamon the duck, mascot of Sugamo, Tokyo, celebrates Christmas each year by dressing as Santa.
December 20, 2023 at 1:47 PM
trying to refrain from buying two moss balls and a terrarium for myself because I still have Christmas stuff to buy for people 😭
December 19, 2023 at 5:27 AM
occasionally I run into AI lady streaming on TikTok and every time I do lately she looks more dead in the eyes. Today she was just staring into the camera running a popcorn maker, and occasionally she would turn it off to say shit. like, should we do a wellness check or something
December 18, 2023 at 5:27 AM
ahh shit now I gotta curate another newsfeed to my dumb interests
December 1, 2023 at 6:27 PM