greg
@commonfrump.bsky.social
the julianne moore monologue from magnolia
lol having a banger of a day. I guess maybe in a way I should be happy that I had 40 vibrant years before finally being stood up & ghosted in public
January 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
lol having a banger of a day. I guess maybe in a way I should be happy that I had 40 vibrant years before finally being stood up & ghosted in public
I could never betray the OG
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I could never betray the OG
Fun surprise bonus five inches last night. Dug myself out of the house yesterday to go to the gym only to find it closed. Thankfully I’d just lifted probably 1000lbs of snow. When god closes a door…
January 27, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Fun surprise bonus five inches last night. Dug myself out of the house yesterday to go to the gym only to find it closed. Thankfully I’d just lifted probably 1000lbs of snow. When god closes a door…
Butterfly is undeniably Mariah Carey’s magnum opus when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you her bangs look insane
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Butterfly is undeniably Mariah Carey’s magnum opus when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you her bangs look insane
fuck fuck tried a new exfoliator tonight on advice from one of my worst friends and results were not as predicted
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
fuck fuck tried a new exfoliator tonight on advice from one of my worst friends and results were not as predicted
Going to get myself an official warning wearing this Xmas gift at the tennis club next week.
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Going to get myself an official warning wearing this Xmas gift at the tennis club next week.
