So I've tried once and a while to call you for a long while.

And the text messages appear to be answered cryptically by someone else.

What's going on?

How it even allowed to be on Airbnb?

Ran into one where they brought a calendar, on todays date and you could only nav by month, took forever to get to the 1950's. One click at a time.

Does it do duty for NORAD?

If you unbolted the front shocks, you could pull a pretty impressive wheelie with the manual.

When Oppenheimer came out, I actually thought about going to see it.

So I tried to find a theater to go to.

Found one, advertised as an IMAX.

I asked a friend who been there, he said it wasn't an IMAX he thought and he said the theater was terrible.

Last time I went to see a movie in a theater was when Forest Gump was released.

And it was because I had free tickets.

I would have put a curly tail on it.

11 out of 10!

And one person I knew told me that the north pole is on land while telling me Antarctica was just ice floating.

I would settle for working brake lights.

The day they announced it, I went to my dealer to order it.

Put $500 down, he said he would have to mark it up $2K premium.

Waited 1 1/2 years for delivery, the day I went to pick it up, the sales manager met me at the door to offer me 10K to got home.

Sorry, I told him to get me my keys.

When the 1st Shelby Mustang came out, I said one day I will ...

In 2007, this was mine.

In most modern cars, I believe the data your asking for is being recorded. It should be easier to get to.

On a similar subject, most modern cars have many cameras. Why aren't the last 48hrs stored for easy download for the user?

I had to review someone else's code.

I realized, that our company already had a function that did the same job as this guys 100 lines of code.

At the code review, he got upset that I recommended the removal of 'his' code and to use the co function.

I had to point out that he had copied it from ..

Just how much headroom is too much?