John Schafer
@comobro.bsky.social
Husband, father of 6 boys and 1 girl. Storage Architect, Blue dot in a Red Sea. ADHD, EX-JW, Technology, science, photography and nature. 🚫 DMs.
He’s always sucked at dancing
a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage with red lights behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage with red lights behind him
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January 14, 2026 at 2:29 AM
He’s always sucked at dancing
Thoughts and prayers
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Thoughts and prayers
I prefer another way.
January 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I prefer another way.
How could you know that unless you tested it on the stinky baby?
January 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
How could you know that unless you tested it on the stinky baby?
The obvious result of copious ware wolf muggings.
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The obvious result of copious ware wolf muggings.
Give them their own personal space in a crate.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Give them their own personal space in a crate.
I have no idea what Murder Cabin rich is, sounds intriguing.
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I have no idea what Murder Cabin rich is, sounds intriguing.
I ate the yellow snow three meals a day and was glad I had it.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I ate the yellow snow three meals a day and was glad I had it.
He scorched for your sins.
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He scorched for your sins.
Make food kitchens great again!
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Make food kitchens great again!
Who wants to be reminded of that before you even start drinking!
a man in a suit stands in front of a sign that says " who are the ad wizards who came up with this one "
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a sign that says " who are the ad wizards who came up with this one "
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October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Who wants to be reminded of that before you even start drinking!
Best petting zoo ever! 🤣
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Best petting zoo ever! 🤣
Shouldn’t it be called Indigenousana?
October 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Shouldn’t it be called Indigenousana?
Fasting for years? bloodletting?
October 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Fasting for years? bloodletting?
Is the 1.1M troop loss overinflated?
October 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is the 1.1M troop loss overinflated?
My sister had a guy with no shirt jump out in front of her car when she was driving on the entrance ramp to the highway. People are fucking nuts.
October 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My sister had a guy with no shirt jump out in front of her car when she was driving on the entrance ramp to the highway. People are fucking nuts.
Ladies, Mansplaining is short for Man Explaining. You’re welcome. 😜
October 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ladies, Mansplaining is short for Man Explaining. You’re welcome. 😜
She claims to be a Christian… lies for a living.
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
She claims to be a Christian… lies for a living.
The entire content of his ancient vacuum cleaner
September 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The entire content of his ancient vacuum cleaner