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GIVE. ME. PORK. PIE. NOW.

Happy 10th Birthday to our amazing Betty!
February 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
For as long as I've been aware of tofu it has been the cause of debate. But it's just meh. In fact it's just the other side of meh. Not quite foul enough to spit out, but not actually that enjoyable. 1/2

#TofuMisery
January 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Calon Lân catching bits of croissant in slo-mo.

Took us ages to get this RSPCA rescue pup to trust us.

#TimelineCleanse
January 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
She is a Patterdale x JRT, all gristle and attitude. As hard as nails but utterly loving.
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Betty, the little dog with a massive heart.

Nikon Z7ii + Z 70-200/2.8 at 165mm
1/250 f/3.5 iso11400

#dogsofbluesky
January 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Today my British passport expires. After having one for more than 40 years I am not going to bother renewing it. I am still incandescent at the stupidity of Brexit. Fortunately I have a far friendlier passport.
January 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Those massive beagle eyes! Our dear departed Beagle Number One had those!
January 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Be as happy as a beagle.
January 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Eyes are great at spotting potholes. And instead of spending money using AI to predict where potholes might occur, why not just fix all the existing potholes? Just a thought.
January 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
A snowy photo taken whilst out working a couple of years ago.
January 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Coffee and croissant o'clock wiv me mummy and the hounds!
January 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
They do that! Did you say sosij?
January 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
My meme from the first time around.
January 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's started to move by 9pm
January 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm addicted to decent boots. I'm in my Altberg phase.
January 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Did the kitchen floor a few years later in terracotta tiles. Hard floors are essential with dogs and muddy boots!
January 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It was a Herculean task. We had to level the floor, shuffle and fit about 1,350 pieces. My knees were on fire for weeks!
January 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Sometimes, when I look deep in your eyes, I swear I can see your soul"

#Bettythepatterjack
January 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I thought the stove wasn't drawing very well yesterday. Needed a good clean out. Better.
January 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I knew they were a bit stir crazy after being cooped up whilst their hoomans circled the norovirus drain.
January 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🤜🤛
January 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
As the result of great post-Zuckerberg brain fart evacuation from Threads takes effect, if you too have jumped ship recently and we followed each other over there, please help this low-watt bulb out and nudge me into re-establishing those connections. Drop me a nudge, your moniker, to reconnect!
January 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Careful. They're addictive.
January 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
After Zuckerberg's bonkers announcement regarding fact checking and content moderation I believe I may have to jump ship from Threads sooner rather than later.

The fact that there are so many bigwigs trying to cozy up to the incoming US administration is frankly scary.

Betty says hello BTW.
January 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM