Finster Skeen, Esquire

This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables.

If you prefer, we could just talk about food and the weather.

Can't fathom why anyone would unwind with some light reading, when all that paper reading is right there.

I've kicked the tyres, taken it for a test drive, and this one still has that new year smell. I'll take it.

Oh my, what have we here?