Yummy Yummerson
@compliantish.bsky.social
Who knows what danger lurks in your plumbing
Shopping around for an Amazin Web Service
October 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Shopping around for an Amazin Web Service
New drop just dropped
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
New drop just dropped
Applying to every open role at Meta today under the name Fart Suckerberg
September 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Applying to every open role at Meta today under the name Fart Suckerberg
Why yes I do believe the earth is flat. Flat-out fucked
September 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why yes I do believe the earth is flat. Flat-out fucked
On this new diet that says you can only eat
September 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
On this new diet that says you can only eat
My crow,
soft wind,
ohs
soft wind,
ohs
September 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
My crow,
soft wind,
ohs
soft wind,
ohs
Monkey sea, monkey dew
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Monkey sea, monkey dew
This whole politics thing is a fad, I reckon.
September 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This whole politics thing is a fad, I reckon.
Hamburger? Pfft. Am burger.
September 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Hamburger? Pfft. Am burger.
Business idea: business ideas
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Business idea: business ideas
Business idea: cigarettes but electronic, and yummy for kids
September 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Business idea: cigarettes but electronic, and yummy for kids
Oh hey! We were all just talking about when u tried to contribute to a group convo the last time we all got together but ur voice cracked so u had to clear ur throat several times only to produce hoarse garbled sounds that nobody could hear or understand and it ruined everyone’s night how r the kids
September 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh hey! We were all just talking about when u tried to contribute to a group convo the last time we all got together but ur voice cracked so u had to clear ur throat several times only to produce hoarse garbled sounds that nobody could hear or understand and it ruined everyone’s night how r the kids
Business idea: tiny hats for ur bottom teeth, shoes for top
September 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Business idea: tiny hats for ur bottom teeth, shoes for top
Everyone in this restaurant sure loves to eat
August 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Everyone in this restaurant sure loves to eat
Three wishes walk into a lamp.
August 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Three wishes walk into a lamp.
Business idea: online shopping center
August 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Business idea: online shopping center
Goblins are largely misunderstood.
August 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Goblins are largely misunderstood.
Fruit shouldn’t be spelled this way at all.
July 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Fruit shouldn’t be spelled this way at all.
What’s with babies
July 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What’s with babies
Darth Vaper: [exhales] Look, I blow air farther
July 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Darth Vaper: [exhales] Look, I blow air farther
Choosy moms choose the Graphics Interchange Format
May 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Choosy moms choose the Graphics Interchange Format
YouTube instructional videos should let us skip right to the “now what you don’t want to do is” section
May 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
YouTube instructional videos should let us skip right to the “now what you don’t want to do is” section
Shortened playful abbreviations, amirite?
May 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Shortened playful abbreviations, amirite?
Hear me out: wall-to-wall rugs
May 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hear me out: wall-to-wall rugs