I still check in on Twitter now and again, mainly because it serves as a useful way to sorta peer into the abyss. If you want to know what the worst people in the world are saying, opening Twitter always has been and continues to be an excellent way to do that.

As I consider what the first thing I post here should be, I feel it should be something that I can look back on in 10 years and be proud of. So here it is:

Butt chungus.