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@conartst.bsky.social
✦ 20 | She/Her | AMAB Girlflux ✦
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@conartst.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Monthly #promosky!
20 / AuDHD / 🏳️⚧️♀️ / 🏳️🌈
✦ Pokemon
✦ Touhou
✦ Vocaloid
✦ Deltarune
✦ Kirby
✦ Tomodachi Life
✦ Minecraft
✦ Splatoon
✦ Animal Crossing
✦ Smash Bros.
✦ Zelda
✦ Fortnite
✦ Xenoblade
✦ RWBY
✦ Swords
20 / AuDHD / 🏳️⚧️♀️ / 🏳️🌈
✦ Pokemon
✦ Touhou
✦ Vocaloid
✦ Deltarune
✦ Kirby
✦ Tomodachi Life
✦ Minecraft
✦ Splatoon
✦ Animal Crossing
✦ Smash Bros.
✦ Zelda
✦ Fortnite
✦ Xenoblade
✦ RWBY
✦ Swords
Heading to bed, thought I'd take my contractually obligated cafe photo with my little lady.
I named her Ange for obvious reasons, but I also cloned her because part of me feels a little bad for nicknaming her and wanted a pristine (I guess) copy of her.
I named her Ange for obvious reasons, but I also cloned her because part of me feels a little bad for nicknaming her and wanted a pristine (I guess) copy of her.
December 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Heading to bed, thought I'd take my contractually obligated cafe photo with my little lady.
I named her Ange for obvious reasons, but I also cloned her because part of me feels a little bad for nicknaming her and wanted a pristine (I guess) copy of her.
I named her Ange for obvious reasons, but I also cloned her because part of me feels a little bad for nicknaming her and wanted a pristine (I guess) copy of her.
This scene is unironically scarily similar to an actual dream I had. I was just seemingly running endlessly after some unknown thing in an extremely dark location, while I watched myself do so in a third person view.
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This scene is unironically scarily similar to an actual dream I had. I was just seemingly running endlessly after some unknown thing in an extremely dark location, while I watched myself do so in a third person view.
NO GAME FREAK STOP WHY'D YOU MAKE ETERNAL FLOWER FLOETTE HAVE AZ AS ITS OT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY AGAIN
Ok, I guess it's fitting that I have to beat Mega Floette to get Mega Floette, but seeing Urbain not Mega Evolve his Emboar made me think "aww, he got another Meganium to match me :3" and then I see Floette and that caught me so off guard.
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
NO GAME FREAK STOP WHY'D YOU MAKE ETERNAL FLOWER FLOETTE HAVE AZ AS ITS OT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY AGAIN
Ok, I guess it's fitting that I have to beat Mega Floette to get Mega Floette, but seeing Urbain not Mega Evolve his Emboar made me think "aww, he got another Meganium to match me :3" and then I see Floette and that caught me so off guard.
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ok, I guess it's fitting that I have to beat Mega Floette to get Mega Floette, but seeing Urbain not Mega Evolve his Emboar made me think "aww, he got another Meganium to match me :3" and then I see Floette and that caught me so off guard.
I'm gaining so much money from hard grinding the Z-A Royale. I'm getting around 100k or over it each night. Not that it's a bad thing ofc. Plenty of stuff to spend your money on in this game, so it's not like I'm doing nothing with it.
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I'm gaining so much money from hard grinding the Z-A Royale. I'm getting around 100k or over it each night. Not that it's a bad thing ofc. Plenty of stuff to spend your money on in this game, so it's not like I'm doing nothing with it.
I like to think Canari's battle theme isn't just something we the player hear, but is actually blaring out of her Rotom phone when you fight her.
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I like to think Canari's battle theme isn't just something we the player hear, but is actually blaring out of her Rotom phone when you fight her.
Shiny Charm is already working its magic! Was on call with some besties and doing some Z-A Royale stuff (I want Floette) right by Wild Zone 4, and I heard a shiny sound, and found this little man!
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Shiny Charm is already working its magic! Was on call with some besties and doing some Z-A Royale stuff (I want Floette) right by Wild Zone 4, and I heard a shiny sound, and found this little man!
I think this is my current favorite outfit in Z-A. The Jacinthe hairstyle is peak, it makes me think of croissants and I want to chew on my character's hair to see if it tastes like them too.
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I think this is my current favorite outfit in Z-A. The Jacinthe hairstyle is peak, it makes me think of croissants and I want to chew on my character's hair to see if it tastes like them too.
Is it a hot take to say that I've been really liking how Game Freak have stopped making truly evil individuals? Like, every villain, or "villain" in some cases, nowadays actually has depth and a usually innocent motive for being the bad guy, and I really like that.
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Is it a hot take to say that I've been really liking how Game Freak have stopped making truly evil individuals? Like, every villain, or "villain" in some cases, nowadays actually has depth and a usually innocent motive for being the bad guy, and I really like that.
So I was in the bottom left corner of Lumiose but I was going to head to Quasartico for a reward match, but I thought it'd be fun to take the long way and just walk there, and I'm glad I did cuz I found an Alpha I didn't have yet (Medicham). :3
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
So I was in the bottom left corner of Lumiose but I was going to head to Quasartico for a reward match, but I thought it'd be fun to take the long way and just walk there, and I'm glad I did cuz I found an Alpha I didn't have yet (Medicham). :3
Game Freak thought the Rogue Mega Evolutions in Z-A's main game were way too easy and so they made some of the ones in the DLC obnoxious as fuck, I'm convinced.
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Game Freak thought the Rogue Mega Evolutions in Z-A's main game were way too easy and so they made some of the ones in the DLC obnoxious as fuck, I'm convinced.
Sleepy baby!!
I was doing the Diancie side quest because I am inches away from the shiny charm and my regular and Mega dexes still had tasks, and then I saw a Colorful Screw so I was gonna parkour over to go get that, and then I heard the shiny noise and I found this goober!
I was doing the Diancie side quest because I am inches away from the shiny charm and my regular and Mega dexes still had tasks, and then I saw a Colorful Screw so I was gonna parkour over to go get that, and then I heard the shiny noise and I found this goober!
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sleepy baby!!
I was doing the Diancie side quest because I am inches away from the shiny charm and my regular and Mega dexes still had tasks, and then I saw a Colorful Screw so I was gonna parkour over to go get that, and then I heard the shiny noise and I found this goober!
I was doing the Diancie side quest because I am inches away from the shiny charm and my regular and Mega dexes still had tasks, and then I saw a Colorful Screw so I was gonna parkour over to go get that, and then I heard the shiny noise and I found this goober!
Con lore: I've almost died at least 3 times.
The first time was when I was 8 days old and had to get rushed to the ER cuz I wasn't breathing, the second was when I was 1-2 y/o and was throwing up so much I was passing out, and the third was when I was 7 y/o and almost drowned at Great Wolf Lodge.
The first time was when I was 8 days old and had to get rushed to the ER cuz I wasn't breathing, the second was when I was 1-2 y/o and was throwing up so much I was passing out, and the third was when I was 7 y/o and almost drowned at Great Wolf Lodge.
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Con lore: I've almost died at least 3 times.
The first time was when I was 8 days old and had to get rushed to the ER cuz I wasn't breathing, the second was when I was 1-2 y/o and was throwing up so much I was passing out, and the third was when I was 7 y/o and almost drowned at Great Wolf Lodge.
The first time was when I was 8 days old and had to get rushed to the ER cuz I wasn't breathing, the second was when I was 1-2 y/o and was throwing up so much I was passing out, and the third was when I was 7 y/o and almost drowned at Great Wolf Lodge.
The cancerous stain in me really hopes that Mega Clefable is just Togekiss 2 and it gets Serene Grace for an ability, that would be diabolical.
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The cancerous stain in me really hopes that Mega Clefable is just Togekiss 2 and it gets Serene Grace for an ability, that would be diabolical.
Game Freak knew how good the theme for Xerneas/Yveltal/Zygarde was in XY so they crammed the motif in like two or three new songs and also brought back the original battle theme without the slight audio compression from the 3DS.
December 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Game Freak knew how good the theme for Xerneas/Yveltal/Zygarde was in XY so they crammed the motif in like two or three new songs and also brought back the original battle theme without the slight audio compression from the 3DS.
[POKEMON LEGENDS: Z-A DLC SPOILERS]
I didn't beat it cuz I simply didn't have a Fire move, but I saw Mega Golisopod for the first time (outside of the portrait it has in the party and boxes) and oh my god, that design FUCKS.
I didn't beat it cuz I simply didn't have a Fire move, but I saw Mega Golisopod for the first time (outside of the portrait it has in the party and boxes) and oh my god, that design FUCKS.
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
[POKEMON LEGENDS: Z-A DLC SPOILERS]
I didn't beat it cuz I simply didn't have a Fire move, but I saw Mega Golisopod for the first time (outside of the portrait it has in the party and boxes) and oh my god, that design FUCKS.
I didn't beat it cuz I simply didn't have a Fire move, but I saw Mega Golisopod for the first time (outside of the portrait it has in the party and boxes) and oh my god, that design FUCKS.
While I do prefer names that have some sort of meaning, reference, pun, or wordplay involved, the beauty of making fictional creatures is that you can make their species name the most gibberish thing you can think of and that'd still be a totally valid name for your weird little/big guys.
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
While I do prefer names that have some sort of meaning, reference, pun, or wordplay involved, the beauty of making fictional creatures is that you can make their species name the most gibberish thing you can think of and that'd still be a totally valid name for your weird little/big guys.
I think the game apologized by giving me an Alpha Amaura on my first revive of it (I think it's a 1% chance for it to be an Alpha? Don't quote me on that.).
Fuck this game. I got another shiny 20 mins after, but there was only like 20 seconds left and I was being targeted by like 5 Crabrawlers so I couldn't save. Actually fuming rn.
I'm big mad. Failed a shiny Abra in Hyperspace because I had to jump over to the building it was at and it noticed me instantly.
Not like I could've save-scummed it either, since I was mid-air when the shiny sound happened and by the time I landed, it had already noticed me.
Not like I could've save-scummed it either, since I was mid-air when the shiny sound happened and by the time I landed, it had already noticed me.
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I think the game apologized by giving me an Alpha Amaura on my first revive of it (I think it's a 1% chance for it to be an Alpha? Don't quote me on that.).
Fuck this game. I got another shiny 20 mins after, but there was only like 20 seconds left and I was being targeted by like 5 Crabrawlers so I couldn't save. Actually fuming rn.
I'm big mad. Failed a shiny Abra in Hyperspace because I had to jump over to the building it was at and it noticed me instantly.
Not like I could've save-scummed it either, since I was mid-air when the shiny sound happened and by the time I landed, it had already noticed me.
Not like I could've save-scummed it either, since I was mid-air when the shiny sound happened and by the time I landed, it had already noticed me.
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Fuck this game. I got another shiny 20 mins after, but there was only like 20 seconds left and I was being targeted by like 5 Crabrawlers so I couldn't save. Actually fuming rn.
I'm big mad. Failed a shiny Abra in Hyperspace because I had to jump over to the building it was at and it noticed me instantly.
Not like I could've save-scummed it either, since I was mid-air when the shiny sound happened and by the time I landed, it had already noticed me.
Not like I could've save-scummed it either, since I was mid-air when the shiny sound happened and by the time I landed, it had already noticed me.
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm big mad. Failed a shiny Abra in Hyperspace because I had to jump over to the building it was at and it noticed me instantly.
Not like I could've save-scummed it either, since I was mid-air when the shiny sound happened and by the time I landed, it had already noticed me.
Not like I could've save-scummed it either, since I was mid-air when the shiny sound happened and by the time I landed, it had already noticed me.
Mega Zygarde is a fucking demon if you let it Mega Evolve holy shit.
I don't think a single thing I've fought so far has survived a Nihil Light (if you exclude the move straight up missing), no matter how many Hyperspace levels they had over me.
I don't think a single thing I've fought so far has survived a Nihil Light (if you exclude the move straight up missing), no matter how many Hyperspace levels they had over me.
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Mega Zygarde is a fucking demon if you let it Mega Evolve holy shit.
I don't think a single thing I've fought so far has survived a Nihil Light (if you exclude the move straight up missing), no matter how many Hyperspace levels they had over me.
I don't think a single thing I've fought so far has survived a Nihil Light (if you exclude the move straight up missing), no matter how many Hyperspace levels they had over me.
[POKEMON LEGENDS: Z-A DLC SPOILERS]
Was NOT expecting Rogue Mega Tatsugiri of all Pokemon to be such a pain in the ass to fight.
Mfer has the jukes that basketball players can only DREAM of having.
Was NOT expecting Rogue Mega Tatsugiri of all Pokemon to be such a pain in the ass to fight.
Mfer has the jukes that basketball players can only DREAM of having.
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
[POKEMON LEGENDS: Z-A DLC SPOILERS]
Was NOT expecting Rogue Mega Tatsugiri of all Pokemon to be such a pain in the ass to fight.
Mfer has the jukes that basketball players can only DREAM of having.
Was NOT expecting Rogue Mega Tatsugiri of all Pokemon to be such a pain in the ass to fight.
Mfer has the jukes that basketball players can only DREAM of having.
Shoutouts to the starters in Wild Zone 20 for being super easy Pokemon to grind the evolution research tasks with.
The only hard part, if any, is catching them, but that's not too big an issue tbh.
The only hard part, if any, is catching them, but that's not too big an issue tbh.
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Shoutouts to the starters in Wild Zone 20 for being super easy Pokemon to grind the evolution research tasks with.
The only hard part, if any, is catching them, but that's not too big an issue tbh.
The only hard part, if any, is catching them, but that's not too big an issue tbh.
I need to understand what the fuck Game Freak meant by having an NPC say someone personally donated the Sinnoh outfit to the museum and looked at Laventon's sketches in nostalgia, they can't just make that a thing and expect us to not have questions.
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I need to understand what the fuck Game Freak meant by having an NPC say someone personally donated the Sinnoh outfit to the museum and looked at Laventon's sketches in nostalgia, they can't just make that a thing and expect us to not have questions.
Just watched as my Zygarde massacred all of the Pyroar with several Plus Sludge Waves and Plus Earthquakes in a matter of seconds because special attack EVs, that felt amazing.
I used to think I liked Pyroar until I entered Wild Zone 17.
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just watched as my Zygarde massacred all of the Pyroar with several Plus Sludge Waves and Plus Earthquakes in a matter of seconds because special attack EVs, that felt amazing.