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Concoloris
@concoloris.bsky.social
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also PotatoOfDestiny in other places

bi/ace 40ish computer toucher poom
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Roast Beef from Achewood thinking, "Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe"
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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money plz
the above tweet crudely edited to say "I promised "to blow my brains out on live tv" if Momdani wins. I actually said it. I will continue to anti semetic with my brains"
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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so much frictionless
You need eggs for dinner but have none in your kitchen, what do you do? Rural farmer Child, go see if Bessie has laid more eggs for us Urban pedestrian Child, come walk with me to the corner store to pick up some eggs. Suburbanite Who forgot to write eggs on the shopping list? Oh my god do you know how crowded Costco gets on Sunday? Never mind the traffic around brook stream forest plaza shopping center plaza square (parking lot). Child, go get your shoes on I'll warm up the minivan and oh my gosh we need gas now too guess I need to stop at Wawa unless we want to spend an hour getting cheaper gas at Costco. Current_president has raised the gas prices so much we have to wait at Costco to fill up our 49 gallon tank. There better not be any cyclists On the road or I am going to FLIP. I need to get these eggs ASAP I can't afford to lose a few minutes in traffic that isn't car traffic. Good thing I got a 7 seater minivan so people respect my size, they know who would win in a car accident. I swear to god if Costco doesn't have eggs i will crash this car, I am. It driving all the way to food lion and shopping with those urban-Americans in those dingy apartment complexes. Plus that another 15 minutes away! Oh my gosh they really need to widen the roads so I can get groceries quicker I should have to wait in traffic on the interstate highway! What do these exorbitant 5 cent per gallon gas taxes even pay for??? Is it so much to ask for the city to consider us that don't live in the city? I trying to live the American dream here but narrow roads are really cramping m
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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never fails
Megan McArdle Follower
September 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Fake "The Onion" frontpage from 1980, contrasting Jimmy Carter's message of "Let's Talk Better Mileage" with Reagan's "Kill the Bastards"
September 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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this is what we call a "correct answer"
screenshot of a reddit post where grahamforme is asked "Just curious where you stand on Lgbtqia+ rights and freedoms." and answers "I stand right in the fucking way of anyone who's going to try to come after the freedoms of the LGBTQIA+ community."
August 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I got your progress right here
portrait of General William Tecumseh Sherman
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I mean
A selfie of Mark Zuckerberg, with some other people in the background.
August 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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"I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face." Andre the Giant
July 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Donald trump, pictured with his daughter Ivanka (at the time 15 years old). Ivanka is sitting on Trump's lap while he holds her with both hands on her hips, not particularly high up. In the foreground there is a statue of two parrots having sex.
July 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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oh for sure man
17.7K followers 17.4K following
July 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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achewood strip: "Hey guys! Gues who just got... yelllled aaat!"
July 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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labeler stays winning
screenshot of @dennisforbes.ca, showing the label that he's a Matt Yglesias Follower (from this labeler https://bsky.app/profile/for.shame.wtf)
June 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
June 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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The massive swastika atop the Nazi party stadium in Nuremberg is blown up in dramatic fashion by advancing U.S. troops, ca. April 25, 1945, in the final days of the World War II in Europe.
May 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Pretty sure this remains the only honest thing Zuck has ever said about facebook
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard Zuck: Just ask. Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one? Zuck: People just submitted it. Zuck: I don't know why. Zuck: They "trust me" Zuck: Dumb fucks.
May 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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truly just a few more CPUs away from self-awareness
AI Overview The "Feast of Alvis" refers to a specific event or tradition, but there isn't a widely recognized or standardized date for it. The term "Feast of Alvis" might be a name or a phrase unique to a particular context or community, so it's important to know what "Feast of Alvis" refers to within that specific context to determine the correct date. For instance, one video result titled "Sealab 2021: Feast of Alvis" suggests it could be a community-specific event in the Sealab community.
April 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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a man receiving a bronze medal on a podium during a sports event while overly celebrating and popping champagne despite coming in third
April 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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a circular firing squad
April 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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voter guide where you throw a brick at a cop car
April 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Hey guys! Guess who just got... 🎵 yelled at! 🎵
April 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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that's good right
screenshot from https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/crwv/real-time showing CoreWeave, INC (CRWV) with a price of 38.80-39.90 (the IPO was supposed to start at $40 after being priced down about 17 times)
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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ah-hah, looks like an issue with hardware acceleration on firefox/linux. I kept getting black image uploads and was tearing my hair out before I remembered that HW accel is kinda flaky on linux

anyway, here's a burning police station in minneapolis for no particular reason
March 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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just testing image uploads, please ignore
March 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
March 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM