Being a man is when bionicles and beer

Spotted in my local marshals.
And it remains unchanged since

Couldn’t find the huzz (couldn’t find the restroom) so I’m edging (holding in my pee) till I goon (get a urinary tract infection). This is so skibidi sigma (it hurts)

Idk man… chives sound like some form of STD

I think the reason white people could dance good in the 80’s was cause the cocaine was genuine

I wish I was a british man trying American food for the first time

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

The new episode of Dandandan is on thanksgiving because we’re about to EAT
#dandandan

The disbelief the first prey must have felt was probably immeasurable

What if Sabrina carpenter had different blue collar tittles as her last name?? Like Sabrina plumber?
#sabrina #sabrinacarpenter #donotexicuteme

Yo I moo ⋆｡°✩
#cosplay #gojo