i very firmly believe that i can sense all kinds of signals and energies and it's very disturbing
February 12, 2026 at 6:11 AM
i very firmly believe that i can sense all kinds of signals and energies and it's very disturbing
will, i'm here as an emissary of twitter ... please come back— we miss you and will never abuse you again
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
will, i'm here as an emissary of twitter ... please come back— we miss you and will never abuse you again
come back to twitter will. people appreciate you over there. we'll all welcome you back with open arms!
February 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
come back to twitter will. people appreciate you over there. we'll all welcome you back with open arms!
palestinians never did anything to me and the israeli response to october 7 was obviously disproportionate and cruel, but with the cartels and human traffickers and gangs in latin america it's a different story— i've lost too many friends to accidental OD to not want to decapitate their leadership
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
palestinians never did anything to me and the israeli response to october 7 was obviously disproportionate and cruel, but with the cartels and human traffickers and gangs in latin america it's a different story— i've lost too many friends to accidental OD to not want to decapitate their leadership
chag sameach but what does this have to do with the joy of hanukkah
December 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
chag sameach but what does this have to do with the joy of hanukkah
i am a ross douthat fan and i'm proud!
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i am a ross douthat fan and i'm proud!
you're. agenerally knowledgble person! <3
February 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
you're. agenerally knowledgble person! <3
viral because you were wrong ... no keys to the kingdom ... lost !!!
December 28, 2024 at 2:30 AM
viral because you were wrong ... no keys to the kingdom ... lost !!!
no vaccine can prevent you from getting dementia and forgetting your keys
December 28, 2024 at 2:28 AM
no vaccine can prevent you from getting dementia and forgetting your keys
i saw you outside yesterday, you forgot your keys in the car and locked yourself out nostradumbass
December 28, 2024 at 2:27 AM
i saw you outside yesterday, you forgot your keys in the car and locked yourself out nostradumbass
the keys were W R O N G
December 1, 2024 at 8:59 PM
the keys were W R O N G
uhhh something about the keys being lies idk i'm in a lazy mood rn
November 26, 2024 at 3:09 AM
uhhh something about the keys being lies idk i'm in a lazy mood rn
they got the keys, you didn't
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 PM
they got the keys, you didn't
dementia addled man forgets his keys
November 23, 2024 at 7:49 PM
dementia addled man forgets his keys
have you forgotten your keys somewhere?
November 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
have you forgotten your keys somewhere?
where are the keys allan
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
where are the keys allan
you lost your keys allan
November 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM
you lost your keys allan
once that's gone i will only be reachable by discord, phone, and email!
October 17, 2024 at 4:44 AM
once that's gone i will only be reachable by discord, phone, and email!
if you need me i'll still be on twitter, at least until they get rid of private accounts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 17, 2024 at 4:42 AM
if you need me i'll still be on twitter, at least until they get rid of private accounts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯