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cones (elizabeth) | 32 | she/her | "a special kind of degenerate" - some guy on twitter

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🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 2h

what haruhi spin-off is this

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 16h

delighted to announce my appointment as prime minister of france. my first act will be introducing le cones ‘otline

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 20h

You Will.

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 20h

hope you’re all ready to empty your bowels for powell today

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🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 1d

me at work today

Precure Screenshots @precurescreenshots.bsky.social · 2d

Frame of the 'Suite Pretty Cure♪' movie. Cure Melody lies defeated on the ground.

The frame depicts a defeated Cure Melody, hurt after battle. She lies face down on the dirty grass.
For searchability: Solo, Silly, Pain, Hopeless, Cure Melody, キュアメロディ; Suite Precure, プリキュア, スイートプリキュア♪, スイプリ

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 2d

1) crosland/jenkins CROSKINS 5EVA!!!! and it’s canon (as in real life happened)
2) fictionwise ted/ralph from the fast show my pookies
3) jojo’s bizarre adventure jonathan/speedwagon (jonawagon) as they are canonically bri’ish
4) some other mad shit like owen/steel or majortine idk

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 2d

1) drifblim. will abduct you. possibly also steal your skin
2) purugly. it’s a big fat cat. what’s not to like
3) piplup line i know that’s 3 idgaf. remove prinplup maybe
4) one of what i like to call the cunty sisters, mismagius, vespiquen, lopunny, froslass, weavile, cresselia, even porygon-z etc

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 3d

soooo pissed they changed the #strictly tense results show music that had been there since 2004……probably some bbc nepobaby rupert producer’s doing

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 3d

beutifule angle xoxo

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 4d

it’s been a while since i’ve engagement baited so blatantly lol

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 4d

forgot to mark the 40th anniversary

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THE NOODLE @onebadnoodle.bsky.social · 7d

ghost type gym leader

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🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 5d

will this napa cabbage outlast sanae takaichi

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Sol ⚜️ The Fairy Princess 🩵🎀✨ @atompalace.bsky.social · 10d

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨

How Eevee and its evolutions (except Sylveon, as she was drawn in the post this one is quoting) react to being bathed. Pokemon, drawing description, and image text in brackets:

Vaporeon: wagging its tail happily in a shower cubicle (Needs no second bidding. Removing them from the shower is harder)

Jolteon: looking sidelong at the viewer with narrowed eyes (You know better than to shower an Electric type.)

Flareon: rolling contentedly in a sand pit (Fluffy fire type gets a sand bath instead!)

Eevee: being held in one hand, rinsed with the other, with big sad eyes and question marks (Too liddol to comprehend or rebel. Feeling a bit betrayed tbh)

Espeon: Peering out of a crack in a cupboard (Uses Psychic powers to choose best hiding spots until you give up)

Umbreon: Hissing wild eyed, clinging to shower curtains, with gloved hands attempting to reach (Acrobatics, unholy screeching, etc. Protective gear recommended)

Leafeon: sitting under the shower happily, eyes closed and tongue outstretched to catch the water (Calmest Eeveelution in the bath. Plant likes being watered!)

Glaceon: Standing somewhat tensely under the shower in silence (Tolerates it, but might be plotting revenge)

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🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 6d

women❤️

that’s enough church of england for today i think

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🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 7d

looking forward to the kemi speeches like a kid on christmas

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🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 8d

labour: uh oh our members hate us! quick! wheel on ed! wheel on ed!!

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🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 9d

nobody got the joke……

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 9d

omfg umineko reference????

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🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 9d

imgur blocked in the uk we are an absolute laughing stock of a country

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 9d

LABOUR NEEDS HIMBO REPRESENTATION

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 11d

PSHAAHH

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 11d

all client journalists today, apparently: burnham has pissed off mps he’s totally finished pleeeease believe me pleeeease tongue streeting’s ass mmmm yum yum yum

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🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 11d

F E E D

🦇 cones 🦇 @coneshotline.bsky.social · 11d

(nye is the cat)

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