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cones (elizabeth) | 32 | she/her | "a special kind of degenerate" - some guy on twitter
anyway morgan mcsweeney will be seething tonight and that’s the most important thing ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
anyway morgan mcsweeney will be seething tonight and that’s the most important thing ❤️
may be the only person ever to twskeet about rachel reeves’ budget and sparkly magical girl anime at the same time but hey it’s a niche
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
may be the only person ever to twskeet about rachel reeves’ budget and sparkly magical girl anime at the same time but hey it’s a niche
“what if this precure is DARKER” lol like what. in this episode the precure detectives are hired to investigate a hoarder house & defeat a monster made of dirty plates, dusty merch, & mummified animals. in this episode their report on police corruption mysteriously goes ‘missing’
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“what if this precure is DARKER” lol like what. in this episode the precure detectives are hired to investigate a hoarder house & defeat a monster made of dirty plates, dusty merch, & mummified animals. in this episode their report on police corruption mysteriously goes ‘missing’
[slaps budget news offscreen] outta the way you. new precure just dropped. they’re gonna spray magical luminol at their enemies
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
[slaps budget news offscreen] outta the way you. new precure just dropped. they’re gonna spray magical luminol at their enemies
i may be a luddite in my hatred of ai but i have truly never received as many emails until now that mysteriously mention an attached proposal/analysis/outline that just isn’t attached. pal you know you can check what chatgpt spits out before you send it. you know that right pal
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i may be a luddite in my hatred of ai but i have truly never received as many emails until now that mysteriously mention an attached proposal/analysis/outline that just isn’t attached. pal you know you can check what chatgpt spits out before you send it. you know that right pal
good that they removed the two child limit even if it should have been earlier. bullying works 👍
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
good that they removed the two child limit even if it should have been earlier. bullying works 👍
obr[ien] must suffer
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
obr[ien] must suffer
it’s that time again
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
it’s that time again
triple the london tourist tax but only for tourists who walk sloooowly through soho gawking at the occasional sign advertising big booby ladies while you’re trying to get a seat at the french house next to a 900 year old man hacking his guts up next to 3 empty glasses of riesling
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
triple the london tourist tax but only for tourists who walk sloooowly through soho gawking at the occasional sign advertising big booby ladies while you’re trying to get a seat at the french house next to a 900 year old man hacking his guts up next to 3 empty glasses of riesling
well we won’t raise any tax because god forbid rich pensioners not take their third cruise of the year, but we’ll take transport away from the disabled, advise them to kts, and ban nesquik
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
well we won’t raise any tax because god forbid rich pensioners not take their third cruise of the year, but we’ll take transport away from the disabled, advise them to kts, and ban nesquik
only way to save your party now is to rebrand it as yuri party. kick out the bigots. allow membership for himejoshi only
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
only way to save your party now is to rebrand it as yuri party. kick out the bigots. allow membership for himejoshi only
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November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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40話最高でしたのザクなな・・・よかったね・・・！
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November 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
40話最高でしたのザクなな・・・よかったね・・・！
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had to sign an nda [googles if it’s ok to say you had to sign an nda] phew anyway had to sign an nda
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
had to sign an nda [googles if it’s ok to say you had to sign an nda] phew anyway had to sign an nda
uk covid inquiry finds johnson government ‘umm problematic????’ and ‘not a good look chief 😬’
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
uk covid inquiry finds johnson government ‘umm problematic????’ and ‘not a good look chief 😬’
WE’RE GOING TO HOKKAIDO
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
WE’RE GOING TO HOKKAIDO
everything kinda sucks but at least we’re booking our honeymoon later today ⛩️
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
everything kinda sucks but at least we’re booking our honeymoon later today ⛩️
what would be the funniest seat for andy burnham to take over. putting an early vote in for brighton kemptown
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
what would be the funniest seat for andy burnham to take over. putting an early vote in for brighton kemptown
just coup them
don’t care who at this point just coup them
pull your finger out your arse and COUP THEM
don’t care who at this point just coup them
pull your finger out your arse and COUP THEM
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
just coup them
don’t care who at this point just coup them
pull your finger out your arse and COUP THEM
don’t care who at this point just coup them
pull your finger out your arse and COUP THEM
my fav department store in yokohama (with a pokemon centre, precure store, otaku goods reselling shop etc) is closing…i used to go there every week when i lived there and was looking forward to visiting next year…but i guess the universe just likes to shit on cones specifically
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
my fav department store in yokohama (with a pokemon centre, precure store, otaku goods reselling shop etc) is closing…i used to go there every week when i lived there and was looking forward to visiting next year…but i guess the universe just likes to shit on cones specifically
perhaps the reason glasman has so much influence in the labour party is because he provides free and numerous ntr fantasies about his wife
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
perhaps the reason glasman has so much influence in the labour party is because he provides free and numerous ntr fantasies about his wife
JACK FINALLY PUT THE HEATING ON
a girl in a pink dress is holding pom poms in her hands .
ALT: a girl in a pink dress is holding pom poms in her hands .
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November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
JACK FINALLY PUT THE HEATING ON
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