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Gabi 🫶🏻🍉
@coneyislandbench.swifties.social
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evermore long pond studio sessions truther ○ 25 ○ Chicago Apologist ○ swemo ○ hockey enjoyer ○ she/her

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Quote something random from your phone
John Marston in Red Dead Redemption. He has long hair, a beard, and scratch-like scars on his right cheek. He has a stern look. He wears a blue button up with a sash of ammo (there's a word for it in the game and idk what it is) over his left shoulder, and he holds a large gun over his right shoulder. The background is red. The text (in white and red) over the image reads, "AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY"
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Once again: evergreen tweet (and if you're a pick-me who's gonna defend a man in my presence, you're not beating me in a fight I promise you)
A tweet from sonicmommy that says "I think all men should start off on jail and prove their way out"
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Imagine hating me meanwhile I'm just listening to coney island like this
Someone in an Elmo costume is standing on the sidewalk in a busy city. They are wearing a crossbody bag. The Elmo mask looks dejected. The fuzziness of the image makes it hard to tell, but it might be raining.
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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So when am I supposed to hear back about buying Savanna Bananas tickets?
The stardew valley frog sits at the edge of the mountain lake. It is raining in-game.
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I work six days in a row starting this Saturday. How did we get here? Someone put me out of my misery.
Goro Majima (Yakuza/LaD franchise) is sitting, slightly slumped over, on a couch. He is wearing a gold snakeskin jacket (with no shirt, so his tattoo is visible on either side of his chest), black gloves, a gold chain necklace, black pants, and has an eyepatch over his left eye. He is gripping a wine bottle in his left hand. He is looking straight ahead, forlorn. There is a slightly transparent close-up of his face edited into the bottom left corner of the picture.
October 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Rule one: always specify which species you're referring to 😂
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the checkered keelback, a non-venomous Asian water snake.
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Guys, is this anything? Does anyone else see the vision??
The "Who are you? | I'm you but [ ]" meme template. Who are you (left side) | I'm you but blonde (right side) On the left side is a picture of Taylor Swift from the end of the Wildest Dreams music video. She has shoulder length, wavy brown hair, dangly earrings, and red lips. On the right side is Taylor from The Life of a Showgirl promo. She has wavy, platinum blonde hair in a short bob (think: Marilyn Monroe). She is wearing dangly earrings and has red lips.
October 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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How Opalite is gonna look next to Coney Island and So Long, London in my Spotify wrapped
A picture of a line of seven combat army soldiers preparing to raid a building. They are all holding high-powered weapons. Third in line is a man dressed in a clown costume, who is also holding a gun.
October 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Taylor is never beating the mafia ties allegations and I love that for her
A woman in a white dress sits next to a person ironing a striped dress shirt. She has bobbed blonde hair, drop earrings and a brooch. She is in the process of eating a cupcake. The subtitles read, "GOOD FOR HER."
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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It's gonna hurt even more now when I can't get tickets to this tour because ticketmaster inevitably drops the ball and then every ticket costs more than I make in a calendar year
Christopher from The Sopranos sits in a car. He looks slightly to the left of the camera, with tears in his eyes. His face is otherwise blank.
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Eldest Daughter. . .
Lizzie Benett in Pride and Prejudice (2005) crouched at the base of a large tree. She crosses her arms over herself as she hugs her knees. She looks upset.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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THE REP VAULT IS COMING
An illustration of Paul Revere riding through town, warning of the incoming British invasion. He wears a read jacket and hold out a lantern with his right arm.
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Why would she keep restocking the signed CDs if they're already gone by the time I get to the website?
A Kandy Muse tweet. The caption is "should I open the window and jump?" and the picture is of her in a red, sparkly dress with a long, wavy black wig. Her hand is on the window pane as she looks out over the expanse of a city. From the view, she is up high in the sky.
September 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Your honor, I love him
Pete Wentz is talking into a microphone. His hair is down and he wears a white t-shirt over a black, fishnet long-sleeve. The white t-shirt is a Dead Kennedys shirt. The main portion of the shirt has a red swastika crossed out in bold, black lines (one of those circles with a line through it). At the top it says DEAD KENNEDYS and underneath it says NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF in a handwritten font. There are lots of hands raised in the foreground of the picture.
September 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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You fr
A picture of goalie Devin Cooley in the black San Jose Sharks uniform, in a post from ALL SPORTS CULTURE. The quote from him is "Nothings really gonna matter. We're all gonna die." - rookie Devin Cooley after stopping 49 of 50 shots
September 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I will be taking no questions at this time
This or That BOOK TROPES Enemies to Lovers (my choice) Friends to Lovers Slow Burn (my choice) Insta-Love Billionaire (my choice) Mafia (also my choice) small town romance Second Chance Romance (my choice) Love Triangle (my choice) Why choose? Forbidden Love (my choice) Fake Dating (also my choice) Age Cap One Bed (my choice) Forced Proximity Forced Marriage (my choice) Golden Retriever Morally Grey (my choice) This or That BOOK TROPES Enemies to Lovers Friends to Lovers Slow Burn Insta-Love Billionaire Mafia small town romance second Chance romance Love Triangle Why choose? Forbidden Love Fake Dating Age Gap One Bed Forced Proximity Forced Marriage Golden Retriever Morally Grey
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Me behind the camera waiting for them to ask about evermore long pond
Lily from The Haunting Hour states at her life-size replica doll, who looks like her. Lily has a disappointed look, similar to the one Josh Peck has in the one Drake and Josh scene where Drake forgets to cut out the door in the tree house.
September 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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You know, I'll take that
BlueSky stats for Gabi Gabi @coneyislandbench.swiftie s.social 684 followers 335 following 1,878 posts On Bluesky since June 2024 7.3 .... evermore long pond studio sessions truther 25 o Chicago Apologist o swemo ○ hockey enjoyer ◦ she/her Flavor Flav x1 0 INTERPOL x1 ceasefiretoday.com/ T. Ubisoft Star Wars Outlaws: Gold Edition Switch 2 Released On: SEP 4, 2025 METASCORE Generally Favorable Based on 19 Critic Reviews 82 USER SCORE Mixed or Average Based on 57 User Ratings 7.3
September 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Currently drinking a limoncello spritz that I wasn't carded for (I'm in The Netherlands). I love my life.
Robert Pattinson in a promotion interview for The Batman. He wears a slightly unbuttoned green shirt under a black jacket. The Batman logo is in the background behind him. He looks up to the left, astounded. The subtitles read, 'I was like "Why me?" "Why? Why all these blessings?"'
September 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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#FC8EAC flaminge pink Deep Flamingo Pink "I know, You don't have to say a word." Swims in deep thought oceans with insights Passionate about meaningful change for a better world Quiet water on surface, burning lava of faith inside Cares about persona growth AND everyone around them Good match #FF6984 hot pink Bad match #E37383 Watermelen pink
September 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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KIWAMI 3 AND DARK TIES FEBRUARY 2026 LIFE IS GOOD
Ayo Adebiri on Instagram: I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not August yet" but I'm simply too seated
September 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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y'all
A cropped screenshot of my bluesky notifications. I posted "I can't lie to y'all, I forgot interpol was a real thing outside of Looker from the Pokémon universe" and the actual INTERPOL liked it.
September 21, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz stands in front of a projection of North America. His arms are wide open, and he looks as if he is yelling, or laughing maniacally. He probably just announced another fuckass inator or his next plan to take over the tri-state area.
September 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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This is how I'm going to bat for all of my bluesky besties btw
Paulie from The Sopranos is standing in the doorway of a room with off-white walls, pointing a slienced gun at someone off screen. He is wearing all black with a leather jacket. The subtitles read, "you just gabba'd your last gool, you rat bastard sunuvabitch."
September 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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They popped Dr. Barber? 😔 Damn.
Dr. Barber from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. He has an oblong torso, and a long face with three chins. His teeth are protruding out and his gums are exposed. He wears a white boater hat, a white dress shirt with brown suspenders, a red bow tie, and cowboy boots.
September 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM