They make zero sugar oat (and nut) milk! :)
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 AM
They make zero sugar oat (and nut) milk! :)
US Milk! For when you want to look and feel Iike a 40 year old white woman who *tied* for 5th place! 👍
January 20, 2026 at 5:52 PM
US Milk! For when you want to look and feel Iike a 40 year old white woman who *tied* for 5th place! 👍
Legit. Ain't NO WAY she's 23.
January 20, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Legit. Ain't NO WAY she's 23.
I think the "read between the lines" thing here is to buy raw milk...and also, be white. Thats my guess anyway. 🤷♀️
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I think the "read between the lines" thing here is to buy raw milk...and also, be white. Thats my guess anyway. 🤷♀️
Interesting. Oat milk is significantly cheaper where I live (deep red farm state) than actual cow milk. I totally understand (in this economy) simply choosing what is more cost effective.
January 20, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Interesting. Oat milk is significantly cheaper where I live (deep red farm state) than actual cow milk. I totally understand (in this economy) simply choosing what is more cost effective.
I'm so embarrassed to be an American right now... This cannot be real life. Every day is a new surreal horror. 😳
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I'm so embarrassed to be an American right now... This cannot be real life. Every day is a new surreal horror. 😳
What the actual f*ck? 😳
January 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
What the actual f*ck? 😳
Worried The Onion will go out of business because real life is so ridiculous. How can they possibly make up anything worse than what's actually happening in 2025?!
June 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Worried The Onion will go out of business because real life is so ridiculous. How can they possibly make up anything worse than what's actually happening in 2025?!
Made it to the first weekend of 2025! Phew!
January 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Made it to the first weekend of 2025! Phew!