Lincoln Taylor
conflummoxed.bsky.social
Lincoln Taylor
@conflummoxed.bsky.social
Canadian who believes in the greater good.

Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada.

"When faced with the unexpected, he panics."
Sounds good!
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Someone could go broke really quickly, here...
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Thank YOU for hanging in through the bad parts, and I hope the current trend becomes the norm in 2026.
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I like your boots, and will now address you as "Dorothy".
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Distrust and disrespect by the entire world.
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ditto (sadly).
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Definitely a touch airy.
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Please tell me it was Superman.
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
As long as he doesn't puke in my back yard.

Again.
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It's a dog's life.

(In the good way.)
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Won't productivity be.....higher?
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Bonus points if you were naked and your teeth crumbled and fell out.
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Horton Deports A Who?
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You have my vote.

(Disclaimer: I do not, in fact, have a vote. But if I did, I would vote for you.)
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A very well-stocked supply cabinet.

Well, at least it was...
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
But they would still vote for him.
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You still have ten days to get everything in order! You can do it! I believe in you!
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am genuinely sorry for your loss. For everyone's loss.

❤️
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A new take on "the dog ate my homework"?
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Is 180kW enough to recharge a cat?
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just when you think he can't sink any lower...
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Mmmmm..... Chocolate.....
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
...do I hear a Salvation Army band in the distance...?
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Skynet is your friend. Skynet is here to help you!
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I think she could accomplish a lot if she just left.

(But please not to Canada. Thank you.)
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM