Con Fretka (ferret)
@confretka.bsky.social
The first character reference is the hardest. I still haven’t figured out who to commission
Uh, well I saw Spamalot not long ago, but they didn’t carry over the “Bedevere judging the witch” scene from the movie, so I’ll have to get back to you
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Uh, well I saw Spamalot not long ago, but they didn’t carry over the “Bedevere judging the witch” scene from the movie, so I’ll have to get back to you
he could find some witches and taunt them
February 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
he could find some witches and taunt them
Does she have whipped cream and sprinkles on her head?
February 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Does she have whipped cream and sprinkles on her head?
“Blast processing” was just marketing nonsense anyway.
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
“Blast processing” was just marketing nonsense anyway.
successful kobolds deserve to have fun too
January 20, 2026 at 4:07 AM
successful kobolds deserve to have fun too
Do you mean the people who develop the RPG Maker toolkit? Or people who use the toolkit to make their own games?
January 17, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Do you mean the people who develop the RPG Maker toolkit? Or people who use the toolkit to make their own games?
Lilacs. They have such a lovely scent.
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Lilacs. They have such a lovely scent.
Poor Penny doesn’t even have the collar on in that image. She should really look for quality clothing while she has the chance.
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Poor Penny doesn’t even have the collar on in that image. She should really look for quality clothing while she has the chance.
reminds me of the Comcast rabbit ad that they run ten times an hour: youtube.com/watch?v=Kpck...
“you have a dozen kids and can’t stop breeding, so lock in five years of our expensive crappy telecoms service”
“you have a dozen kids and can’t stop breeding, so lock in five years of our expensive crappy telecoms service”
Imagine That: Rabbits | Xfinity Commercial | :30 (2025)
YouTube video by Dawn P.
youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:49 AM
reminds me of the Comcast rabbit ad that they run ten times an hour: youtube.com/watch?v=Kpck...
“you have a dozen kids and can’t stop breeding, so lock in five years of our expensive crappy telecoms service”
“you have a dozen kids and can’t stop breeding, so lock in five years of our expensive crappy telecoms service”
To the liberry, to see what’s new.
(There’s nothing new, she was just there two days ago. But maybe they added some items to the Friends of the Liberry section? Or maybe she’s hoping to flirt with a certain someone???)
(There’s nothing new, she was just there two days ago. But maybe they added some items to the Friends of the Liberry section? Or maybe she’s hoping to flirt with a certain someone???)
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
To the liberry, to see what’s new.
(There’s nothing new, she was just there two days ago. But maybe they added some items to the Friends of the Liberry section? Or maybe she’s hoping to flirt with a certain someone???)
(There’s nothing new, she was just there two days ago. But maybe they added some items to the Friends of the Liberry section? Or maybe she’s hoping to flirt with a certain someone???)
She brought me medical pickles? What a sweetie!
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
She brought me medical pickles? What a sweetie!
Do you want commiseration or problem solving? Here, I’ll give you a “having to work while sick is an indicator of a trash-tier morality system” for free.
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Do you want commiseration or problem solving? Here, I’ll give you a “having to work while sick is an indicator of a trash-tier morality system” for free.
I suspect she likes to hug with her “hello”s
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I suspect she likes to hug with her “hello”s
> only slept two hours
someone needs a long weekend
someone needs a long weekend
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
> only slept two hours
someone needs a long weekend
someone needs a long weekend
Is she holding a straight edge? I was not aware that tax paperwork included a geometry portion. Yet another reason to hire a professional.
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Is she holding a straight edge? I was not aware that tax paperwork included a geometry portion. Yet another reason to hire a professional.
“Live and Learn ” or “Escape from the City ” for karaoke tho?
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Live and Learn ” or “Escape from the City ” for karaoke tho?
How did you get locked out of OneNote? I know nobody has tech support anymore but I suspect there’s a way to regain access
August 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
How did you get locked out of OneNote? I know nobody has tech support anymore but I suspect there’s a way to regain access
or is it a bubble bath of good soapy EVILness?
August 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
or is it a bubble bath of good soapy EVILness?
Bide the pain, Beastold
August 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bide the pain, Beastold
huh, they updated Annie Get Your Gun for the modern era
August 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
huh, they updated Annie Get Your Gun for the modern era
gotta clean my glasses, I swear this said “reflecting on pancakes” and I’m like “yes, that is what the bunny gets but SLOWLY, Vanellope”
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
gotta clean my glasses, I swear this said “reflecting on pancakes” and I’m like “yes, that is what the bunny gets but SLOWLY, Vanellope”
I’ve played the Final Fantasy MMORPGs for so long that I think in terms of regenning to full in 30 seconds, or worst case by sitting down for a few minutes.
August 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’ve played the Final Fantasy MMORPGs for so long that I think in terms of regenning to full in 30 seconds, or worst case by sitting down for a few minutes.
I would also accept healing magitek. Give me a Star Trek sickbay, or abstract HP that I can refill and Esuna for status ailments.
August 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I would also accept healing magitek. Give me a Star Trek sickbay, or abstract HP that I can refill and Esuna for status ailments.
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need the part where damage and ordinary wear start to accumulate, with no easy way to replace most parts. Literal body horror
August 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need the part where damage and ordinary wear start to accumulate, with no easy way to replace most parts. Literal body horror