Will Lowe
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Señor Research Scientist, NPC at the Hertie School in Berlin 🇩🇪 via Princeton, Mannheim, Edinburgh and a bunch of other ivory towers that will probably be billiard balls and decorative boxes by the end of the decade. Rome Statute appreciator.
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For Monty Hall problem aficionados: a #causal DAG, with explanation in the alt text.

Who knew that the M in M-bias stood for Monty?
A DAG for the Monty Hall problem.

G, the door Monty opens, is a function of your first door choice D_F and of where the car is C. 

Conditioning on G, which happens because it determines your door choices when you have the opportunity to switch, induces collider bias between C and D_F, such that they are now less likely to be equal. (Why? because G cannot be C and G cannot be D_F. These are in the same 'direction' so, conditional on G, D_F is less likely to be C.)

You decide to switch conditional on G, which you just observed, and D_F, because that defines what you can switch to. 

Conditional on G you now know D_F is less likely to be equal to C. So you switch.

Note: In the original problem, W is a deterministic function of C and D_S so it's slightly cheeky to put it in a DAG, but I'm going to do so anyway. The argument doesn't require it, but if you want to think informally about opening paths to W from D_F via C, it's helpful. 

That makes this problem a variation on M-bias (or a clipped wing butterfly bias, if you prefer insects to goats).
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Perhaps we could persuade the Greens to put together complementary legislation that would rename Gummibären and suchlike?
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Maybe grab a Fruchtzwerg or a Flutschfinger for after then? That should cover the fat and gristle. Unless you're telling me that...
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Aha, das muss das traditionelle amerikanische Spiel "Hide the Sausage" sein, von dem ich so viel gehört habe.
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und laut Wittgenstein "Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, da es ist ja über ekel digga, muss man schweigen".
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Gegen Kant, es ist nicht dass man das Ding-an-sich der Wurst nicht sehen kann, sondern dass man es nicht sehen will.
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Kostenlose schlechte Werbeidee: Eine vegetarische Wurst namens (natürlich) "Vurst" und beworben von einer Cartoon-Wurstfigur namens "Fürst von Vurst". Wenn ein Gegner gebraucht wird, regiert der "Worst von Wurst" im nächsten Fürstentum entlang.

Ganz ehrlich, hätte ich im Marketing arbeiten sollen.
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Let me guess, the underneath says "und wir mögen es so"
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I mean, I do live here 😉

I suspect we keep Dr Marten's in business too.
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Berlin not beating the '90s teen bedroom decor' rap here 😁
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Mucha in Pankow ❤️ #jungendstil #berlin
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I may be missing something, but there's nothing special about 15 years ago either. Poland just... grows.
Polish GDP yearly growth rate 1991-2024. Looks like 2-6% a year since 1991
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An uncharitable interpretation is that that is a device for making sure you don't accidentally kill the person you're torturing.
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True. Wherever there's context, it can collapse.
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I mean, I'm hardly the biggest fan of the place, but hfs these folk seem to hate it with a depth and intensity that would have me wondering if it wasn't perhaps time to have a short chat with a licensed professional.
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Keine echten Zwerge in meinem Fruchtzwerg? Als Nächstes wirst du noch behaupten, dass mein Flutschfinger nicht aus Fingern besteht. smh
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bariance not the variance of a barycenter then? smh
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and 5% continuous disintegration
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lol. I like this theory more than mine, which is that the current UI designer has out-of-control gummy candy habit.
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I got my first Mac in maybe 2000. Anyway, just after they switched back to being unix inside (these facts not unconnected) and the UI was a sort of mix of flat and skeuo. I seem to remember a lot of brushed chrome. It was ok. But the more the UI took from typography, the better I liked it.
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I think that's not quite the history? Macs used to be more than usually skeuomorphic in the 90s, and got increasingly so, due to better graphics I guess, before the iPhone which just carried that on. Then iirc they fired the previous design guy and suddenly everything got the flat Jony Ive treatment
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That's much too embarassing. Time to delete.
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Shit. Dingding, I meant, obviously.
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In NL academia, Dutch chooses you
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I thought I made a little Linux-on-the-desktop joke a few months ago, but in retrospect I'd like to put it forward as a UI suggestion.
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A lot of people don't seem to like the new macOS interface style, but I think it's great.
It's true, 2026 will be the Year of the Linux Desktop in the funniest possible way.