In the reformed country, I'm going to work in the State Department, Brats and Punks division

They flagged it because they were impressed he could write so legibly on his own butt

true, true

guess that makes the president the Predator-in-Chief

Reginald Veljohnson still looks great!

they should do an "american beer is piss-water" joke next issue as a make-good

Now they just put a "Jesus fish with feet" magnet on their Priuses

Pretty sure that's comedy duo Laurel and Hardy over the door on the back wall. Why? I don't dare ask.

you know it! but even if you cut around the refueling, nothing happens. it's mostly people talking on the phone about topics like, "are jets good or not?" and "can you take my shift at Air Force so i can go out to dinner and talk about whether jets are good or not?"

this is what happens when you let Claude draw up the Gantt chart

It's tough to compare because it's so different, but The Starfighters might be straight up the dullest movie that they ever did

finger food? don't mind if i do!

this man is going to hurt himself worse than Jeremy Renner did with a whole snowplow