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Zach
@conman577.bsky.social
the most average man in the universe

when the law no longer protects you, it no longer applies to you. act accordingly
des moines you aight
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
had to check my spam email for something, almost missed this gem
October 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ramen went up in price, this is the true recession indicator
October 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
September 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
yeah uh, valid i guess
September 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
do your homework so you can relax and have fun
September 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
can bluesky get their shit together and make a proper short form video app? getting real sick of this shitty automated crap not picking up anything
September 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this is my go to for numbers i don't know anymore
August 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
okay, nobody be alarmed, but..i'm finally sitting down and reading a book for the first time in many years
August 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
my client ran his chair through the living room of his place and had mud, and accidentally made a dick on his carpet lmaooo
August 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
noooo women scare me
August 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
people over at bilibili have been posting the funniest fucking anime edits with mambo and teio, every meme so far has been such good eating
August 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i just found out hanabie is coming back to des moines, only for the show to be sold out
August 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
hyperfixated on horse girl racing, don't send help
August 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
meet me at the rebranded mariott for an ass kicking
July 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
look at this absolute unit of a zucc i got tonight, banana for scale
July 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I HATE HOW MUCH ONE PIECE MAKES ME CRY
July 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
for anime iowa this year, here's what i am bringing for liquor, plus one mystery liquor that i will reveal at the con. it's gonna be a damn good weekend
July 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
she's mad because i'm not sleeping all day like her
July 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
hey, do you know what today's date is?
July 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
thank you polygon, very cool
June 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
yeah, cool brain, i totally wanted to wake up after 3 1/2 hours of sleep, sure that's fine
June 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
June 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM