Conner!
connersaurus.bsky.social
Conner!
@connersaurus.bsky.social
here for sports and games
Ball has not lied a single time in this game
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Finishing up a lil’ Saturday night smash captain because sports aren’t worth watching anymore
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The Dallas Stars are keeping me from hitting rock bottom as a sports fan

(Baylor, the Saints, the Mavs, and QPR are my other loyalties)
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Chris Lightning an early but strong contender for worst commercial of the holiday season
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Re: the state of Baylor football: my junior and senior fall semesters, 2015 and 2016, I was the guy who was in the stand at the 50 yard line with the job of keeping the Baylor Line hyped up. I was a captive audience for maybe the most depressing moment in the history of the program.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s possible that with enough direct exposure to Zohran, we could turn Trump into Huey Long
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This week we started a kitchen renovation, my grandma tried to die while the rest of the family was out of town, and the product I am responsible for at work has tried to kill itself three times before counting the Cloudflare outage.

I am so tired.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My grandparents had this in their RV, it absolutely banged, and I fully memory holed it until just now
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I just got a 1 p.m. bagel sandwich and it was divine
Keep in mind there is no law saying bagels are only for the morning. If you want a 9PM bagel, that’s fine. You can just do that.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by Conner!
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It was over for Mack Rhoades when he started looking like a cop who just got fired from the last department in Florida that would hire him
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
TreVeyon Henderson gang we are back
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s the first properly chilly evening of the year here in East Tennessee, which means it’s time for an annual tradition: making a fire and modding Stardew Valley until it’s an unrecognizable mess
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Make Jonathan Taylor MVP you cowards
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Colts and Seahawks both noticing they’re in a tiny little unlikely Super Bowl window and saying fuck it we ball

Absolutely remarkable management
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
At long last we have gotten Dick out for Harambe
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Lady Bears HOOPIN
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A few months ago I got to playtest a card game that a friend was designing and today it went live on Kickstarter and hit its initial goal in 15 minutes. If you like cute stuff, check out Bug Fight

www.kickstarter.com/projects/hed...
Bug Fight | Build a Deck of Bugs and Take the Yard!
Bug Fight is a 2-player lane-battler. Recruit Bugs, build your deck, and capture Areas to win the Backyard!
www.kickstarter.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’m hesitant to say “thank god I didn’t buy the $2,000 Samsung smart fridge” because that might trigger my Philips Hue bulbs to start doing ads in Morse code
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Baylor runs a defense based on one guy saying “I’ve got his left!” and the other saying “I’ve got his right!” and realizing a split second too late that the runner doesn’t need to juke if neither attempt to make the tackle
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not news: painted JET PACKS today
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Catching up with The News
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There are certain teams that only have one valid uniform combo and LSU is one of them. The white helmets are unnatural and deviant.
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Brutal year to be a bad NFL team looking at these college quarterbacks
October 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gonna be on a flight from Houston to a layover in Dallas as Red River kicks off and I cannot wait to see the reactions of my fellow passengers checking their phones as we land
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM