Connor Xander
@connor-xander.bsky.social
Transmasc he/him. Bisexual. Izzy Hands Coded. I like spiders.
Me realizing i have a very specific type.
December 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Me realizing i have a very specific type.
It's fun that the show that's making me go 'preferences really are just down to diversity" is Welcome To Derry. Like, skipping past all the academic arguments I could make simply put if your fave is a white guy there's probably something deeply wrong with you.
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's fun that the show that's making me go 'preferences really are just down to diversity" is Welcome To Derry. Like, skipping past all the academic arguments I could make simply put if your fave is a white guy there's probably something deeply wrong with you.
"Hi I'm Selly Mcsellout and my paycheck here will be funded by white supremacy. Oh and I'll be playing the voice of Professor Wrinkly Racist in the HP audiobook..."
On a fundamental level do I not understand.
On a fundamental level do I not understand.
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Hi I'm Selly Mcsellout and my paycheck here will be funded by white supremacy. Oh and I'll be playing the voice of Professor Wrinkly Racist in the HP audiobook..."
On a fundamental level do I not understand.
On a fundamental level do I not understand.
Hearing a Good Christian Conservative Woman getting upset at the audacity of the government to refuse her an abortion because her baby was 100% going to die is truly remarkable. Fortunately, you got what you wanted. You get to potentially die for your baby! That's your job.
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hearing a Good Christian Conservative Woman getting upset at the audacity of the government to refuse her an abortion because her baby was 100% going to die is truly remarkable. Fortunately, you got what you wanted. You get to potentially die for your baby! That's your job.
star trek really went off with 'pon far'. The OG 'quick, fuck him or he's gonna die of horny.'
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
star trek really went off with 'pon far'. The OG 'quick, fuck him or he's gonna die of horny.'
I lost track of my jumping spider and then went 'she's on my head isn't she' and carefully pulled off my sweatshirt to discover, yes, she was in fact, on my head.
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I lost track of my jumping spider and then went 'she's on my head isn't she' and carefully pulled off my sweatshirt to discover, yes, she was in fact, on my head.
Nooo omg I just went to lightly toss a mouse out of the house and I basically just yeeted it directly into the roof of the garage. It made an audible sound! How did that go so wrong omfg.
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Nooo omg I just went to lightly toss a mouse out of the house and I basically just yeeted it directly into the roof of the garage. It made an audible sound! How did that go so wrong omfg.
I hate adhd. It was with my car keys and wallet.
experiencing new nightmare called my packer isn't where it's supposed to be and it doesn't go anywhere else and where the fuck is my dick????? I don't live alone. this is literally the worst. Wtf. Not only am I feeling crazy my dick could literally be anywhere
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I hate adhd. It was with my car keys and wallet.
experiencing new nightmare called my packer isn't where it's supposed to be and it doesn't go anywhere else and where the fuck is my dick????? I don't live alone. this is literally the worst. Wtf. Not only am I feeling crazy my dick could literally be anywhere
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
experiencing new nightmare called my packer isn't where it's supposed to be and it doesn't go anywhere else and where the fuck is my dick????? I don't live alone. this is literally the worst. Wtf. Not only am I feeling crazy my dick could literally be anywhere
I'm chill, I can end a sentence with a preposition. It's fine.
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm chill, I can end a sentence with a preposition. It's fine.
back in my day trickster gods had one gender and that was 'getting dragged around by the balls by a goat'
… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
back in my day trickster gods had one gender and that was 'getting dragged around by the balls by a goat'
'what are those spots on my desk...oh so my drill is strong enough to drill into my desk..."
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
'what are those spots on my desk...oh so my drill is strong enough to drill into my desk..."
if ever you are in a bad mood try pretending you're in an episode of star trek and your ship has just been hit. 10/10
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
if ever you are in a bad mood try pretending you're in an episode of star trek and your ship has just been hit. 10/10
I think my 12 year old nephew is making his own ARG on his youtube channel and I have never been more proud.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I think my 12 year old nephew is making his own ARG on his youtube channel and I have never been more proud.
My partner who lives across the country from me texted that his dad died of a heart attack this morning. Worst way to meet in person for the first time but I wish I had the means to fly out there. My aunt/cousins are going there for the holidays maybe I'll stow away. Devastated for him.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My partner who lives across the country from me texted that his dad died of a heart attack this morning. Worst way to meet in person for the first time but I wish I had the means to fly out there. My aunt/cousins are going there for the holidays maybe I'll stow away. Devastated for him.
Things I fundamentally don't understand but accept: the physics of left handed scissoring vs right handed. Pisses me off every time.
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Things I fundamentally don't understand but accept: the physics of left handed scissoring vs right handed. Pisses me off every time.
gonna start a group or subreddit or something called 'effexor-withdrawal-dreams'. Need to know if I should be studied or if other people have similar dreams when they forget their meds.
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
gonna start a group or subreddit or something called 'effexor-withdrawal-dreams'. Need to know if I should be studied or if other people have similar dreams when they forget their meds.
Personally would like every single sweater option available on my self care app.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Personally would like every single sweater option available on my self care app.
My pale green assassin bug nymph finally molted wings. Tony is a lady!
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My pale green assassin bug nymph finally molted wings. Tony is a lady!
The fact that Captain Hook was Izzy Hands makes this so much funnier www.youtube.com/shorts/WbzHA...
Peter Pan was the VILLAIN!
YouTube video by Daniel Foxx
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The fact that Captain Hook was Izzy Hands makes this so much funnier www.youtube.com/shorts/WbzHA...
I know my mantis is dumb af but sometimes...Forgot she was out and I look over and she's just staring at me like 'hello? Father? I am totally unsupervised over here' and then I got up to get her and she started moving like 'good the landscaping with opinions is here lift me up Treebeard'
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know my mantis is dumb af but sometimes...Forgot she was out and I look over and she's just staring at me like 'hello? Father? I am totally unsupervised over here' and then I got up to get her and she started moving like 'good the landscaping with opinions is here lift me up Treebeard'
Reposted by Connor Xander
“i love my wife” (the fictional man i'm obsessed with)
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
“i love my wife” (the fictional man i'm obsessed with)
It's fucked up how hard ppl want to use slurs that we'll make them up for fake things. Aka 'clankers'.
However if tech takes over I want it known now that cylon centurions are my number one 'hear me out' and I've always said that.
Tall, got that shoulder to waist ratio, shoots lasers
However if tech takes over I want it known now that cylon centurions are my number one 'hear me out' and I've always said that.
Tall, got that shoulder to waist ratio, shoots lasers
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's fucked up how hard ppl want to use slurs that we'll make them up for fake things. Aka 'clankers'.
However if tech takes over I want it known now that cylon centurions are my number one 'hear me out' and I've always said that.
Tall, got that shoulder to waist ratio, shoots lasers
However if tech takes over I want it known now that cylon centurions are my number one 'hear me out' and I've always said that.
Tall, got that shoulder to waist ratio, shoots lasers
I wonder what the overlap is between men who are like 'we used to HUNT' and the men that are like 'I can't go grocery shopping because I don't know how.'
Don't get me wrong I'd rather take down a woolly mammoth than deal with the grocery store but I respect a woman's ability to do so.
Don't get me wrong I'd rather take down a woolly mammoth than deal with the grocery store but I respect a woman's ability to do so.
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I wonder what the overlap is between men who are like 'we used to HUNT' and the men that are like 'I can't go grocery shopping because I don't know how.'
Don't get me wrong I'd rather take down a woolly mammoth than deal with the grocery store but I respect a woman's ability to do so.
Don't get me wrong I'd rather take down a woolly mammoth than deal with the grocery store but I respect a woman's ability to do so.
'we're never gonna have another trump' from your gaping maw to god's ears. What a beautiful thing to hear.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
'we're never gonna have another trump' from your gaping maw to god's ears. What a beautiful thing to hear.