I've literally been laughing at this for 3 days.

Loafers in Cork. I was wearing my school uniform and ordered a coffee. I don't think I've been that scared in years.

My best days on Twitter were around 2011. I don't know if I have the energy to put the work in to be good at bluesky but there's a part of me that desperately wants to be.

Drop the place you worked that no longer exists.

I really thought Paddy Garibaldi's Irish-Italian fusion restaurant was the most exciting place on earth when I was 16.