Conrad
@conrad-nh.bsky.social
Owner of hundreds of dad jokes! Independent voter who believes the two party system is broken! We need to vote people over party!
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Conrad
@conrad-nh.bsky.social
· Nov 16
When you said friends with benefits I assumed you were a #Club33 member! #Disney #DVCMember #FWB #DisneyWorld #Orlando #Florida #WhenYouWishUponAStar
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When you said friends with benefits I assumed you were a #Club33 member! #Disney #DVCMember #FWB #DisneyWorld #Orlando #Florida #WhenYouWishUponAStar
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
When you said friends with benefits I assumed you were a #Club33 member! #Disney #DVCMember #FWB #DisneyWorld #Orlando #Florida #WhenYouWishUponAStar
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Know the difference.
March 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Know the difference.
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I have 10 followers here now, two more and I think I’m an #influencer
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed
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December 2, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I have 10 followers here now, two more and I think I’m an #influencer
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If anyone is looking for a last minute #Christmas present for me, here’s the perfect gift! I’m a size 33! #Disney #Club33 #IYKYK
December 8, 2024 at 12:10 AM
If anyone is looking for a last minute #Christmas present for me, here’s the perfect gift! I’m a size 33! #Disney #Club33 #IYKYK
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December 7, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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So Luigi Mangione could just run for president and have the charges dropped if he wins, is that how it works?
December 10, 2024 at 4:05 AM
So Luigi Mangione could just run for president and have the charges dropped if he wins, is that how it works?
So good to know that if the #Democrats storm the #Capitol, beat up #police and try to stop the process to make him #President, anyone involved will be pardoned immediatley! Thanks #Trump!!
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
So good to know that if the #Democrats storm the #Capitol, beat up #police and try to stop the process to make him #President, anyone involved will be pardoned immediatley! Thanks #Trump!!
If anyone is looking for a last minute #Christmas present for me, here’s the perfect gift! I’m a size 33! #Disney #Club33 #IYKYK
December 8, 2024 at 12:10 AM
If anyone is looking for a last minute #Christmas present for me, here’s the perfect gift! I’m a size 33! #Disney #Club33 #IYKYK
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Pro tip: Trump is appointing myriad billionaires to his cabinet. They are not interested in making your life easier.
December 6, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Pro tip: Trump is appointing myriad billionaires to his cabinet. They are not interested in making your life easier.
December 7, 2024 at 5:01 PM
December 7, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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10 followers!!! Woohoo
a man is wearing a tutu and dancing in a park with a group of people .
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December 4, 2024 at 3:11 AM
10 followers!!! Woohoo
10 followers!!! Woohoo
a man is wearing a tutu and dancing in a park with a group of people .
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media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:11 AM
10 followers!!! Woohoo
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Former Nixon lawyer John Dean says Biden should immediately pardon anyone who Trump says is a target when he returns to the White House.
The names he suggested were Robert Mueller, Jack Smith, several federal judges, the Obamas and Clintons.
Do you support that?
The names he suggested were Robert Mueller, Jack Smith, several federal judges, the Obamas and Clintons.
Do you support that?
December 3, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Former Nixon lawyer John Dean says Biden should immediately pardon anyone who Trump says is a target when he returns to the White House.
The names he suggested were Robert Mueller, Jack Smith, several federal judges, the Obamas and Clintons.
Do you support that?
The names he suggested were Robert Mueller, Jack Smith, several federal judges, the Obamas and Clintons.
Do you support that?
I have 10 followers here now, two more and I think I’m an #influencer
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I have 10 followers here now, two more and I think I’m an #influencer
What an amazing #thanksgiving weekend! Started at #boston #loganairport at 6:00am! Thanks #jetblue for bringing my #daughter home! #dad #dadjokes #buddytheelf
December 1, 2024 at 3:39 PM
What an amazing #thanksgiving weekend! Started at #boston #loganairport at 6:00am! Thanks #jetblue for bringing my #daughter home! #dad #dadjokes #buddytheelf
It takes me hours to put up the #Christmas #decorations, but having the best house in the neighborhood is worth it!
November 30, 2024 at 9:16 PM
It takes me hours to put up the #Christmas #decorations, but having the best house in the neighborhood is worth it!
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This is what happens when your #daughter asks you to pick her up at #Boston #LoganAirport at 6:00am on #Thanksgiving day! #travel #onlyinboston #jetblue
November 28, 2024 at 12:43 PM
This is what happens when your #daughter asks you to pick her up at #Boston #LoganAirport at 6:00am on #Thanksgiving day! #travel #onlyinboston #jetblue
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Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
November 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
This is what happens when your #daughter asks you to pick her up at #Boston #LoganAirport at 6:00am on #Thanksgiving day! #travel #onlyinboston #jetblue
November 28, 2024 at 12:43 PM
This is what happens when your #daughter asks you to pick her up at #Boston #LoganAirport at 6:00am on #Thanksgiving day! #travel #onlyinboston #jetblue
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They only worried that he’d been caught.
November 26, 2024 at 10:21 PM
They only worried that he’d been caught.
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I’m afraid to go to sleep after dressing up my #siberianhusky like this, look at that face! #dogs #husky #christmas #grinch
November 24, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m afraid to go to sleep after dressing up my #siberianhusky like this, look at that face! #dogs #husky #christmas #grinch