Headline - “I’m standing up for my wife and daughter by being a weird creepy arsehole on the internet - and they repay my bravery by not speaking to me”

Calling it now - Predicting similar articles in a few years from a former comedy writer who spent several Xmas days tweeting and fucked off to Arizona many thousand miles from the kids and threatening to never return to the country his kids live in because he got arrested that time

Agus .. rinne mé an dinnéar .. bhí an liamhás an-bhlasta (má deirim féin é) .. bhí na roasties go hiontach fosta .. seo é grianghraf den turcaí

Ní thuig an 2yo inniu .. ach bhí spraoi aige …

Agus tá mé ar an bhus ghorm.. b’fhéidir, tá tú ar an mbus gorm.. and that’s great either way.. as long as public transport is being used… I also have to do “sa tsiopa” for my course .. thats feels weird but gotta get those marks

Thing is I saw on ros na rún once a sign with an eclipse after “sa” .. as you said, different dialects srl so had a bit of doubt… as a loyal son of ulster I’ll just mind my own business, leave them to it, and aspirate everything myself
(Edited 11:07 via @skeetsapp.com)

There was a Scots Gaelic sign and they said in Irish there should be an urú after “failte go.. “ .. went back and found it and someone told them and they edited it.. so at least they didn’t double down. realised they’ve confused the preposition with indirect speech …

I saw someone correcting someone on Reddit the other day and I’m pretty sure the “corrector” was wrong … but I’m not gonna barge in there for the fear that it’s some niche grammar they get up to out wesht..

Know an idiot who was drinking a few beers in the house and somehow bought the 7” on eBay .. spoiler, I was the idiot

They’ll be dragging mags kicking and screaming out of the lords

If anyone tries work you can side track them by asking about “yams” .. (I asked my American cousin about them once, sound disgusting)

They’ve a statue of a dub in stormont too .. couldn’t make it up etc

Beltel logic

This is what me and my sister do most years, works for us like.. maybe like a certain book, or an album, or a general item, but one year she did send me to pole junkie dot com (cant remember what she was looking, might have been a book.. was thinking boots but that would have been too dear)

My Wes hot take

My school for the juniors had Iveagh, donard, oriel, slemish and breifne. Not a house system tho, felt that if they did A-E form classes people would think it was ranked by ability or whatever.the only competitiveness was a Gaelic competition in first year.. maybe a few unofficial gang wars but sure