Your Least Favorite Librarian
@consistentsurprise.bsky.social
Anarchist librarian by day... cat lady Anarchist librarian by night.
I meta the data.
Aggressively petty.
Living on stolen Anishinaabekwe land.
I meta the data.
Aggressively petty.
Living on stolen Anishinaabekwe land.
Chinese made black market incoming.
April 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Chinese made black market incoming.
I push Lion King 1 ½ like Ritalin.
April 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I push Lion King 1 ½ like Ritalin.
What the world saw in the Oval Office was the body language of an abuser.
The rhetoric was pure gaslighting.
When Italy speaks up (as convoluted as it was) is wild.
The world is watching & they (appear) to be paying attention.
The question is, when will they put their collective foot down?
The rhetoric was pure gaslighting.
When Italy speaks up (as convoluted as it was) is wild.
The world is watching & they (appear) to be paying attention.
The question is, when will they put their collective foot down?
March 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What the world saw in the Oval Office was the body language of an abuser.
The rhetoric was pure gaslighting.
When Italy speaks up (as convoluted as it was) is wild.
The world is watching & they (appear) to be paying attention.
The question is, when will they put their collective foot down?
The rhetoric was pure gaslighting.
When Italy speaks up (as convoluted as it was) is wild.
The world is watching & they (appear) to be paying attention.
The question is, when will they put their collective foot down?
“library workers are harassed, demeaned, and deprofessionalized by the very people they’re working to serve”
bookriot.com/alpena-publi...
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“Hopefully, we can sit together and discuss what we consider is appropriate”: Inside Two Years of Nonstop Hell for Alpena Public Library
Destruction of US public libraries may start with complaints over books, but that's not the end goal. Alpena Public Library is now the tool of those book banners and serves as a stark warning of what'...
bookriot.com
January 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
“library workers are harassed, demeaned, and deprofessionalized by the very people they’re working to serve”
bookriot.com/alpena-publi...
bookriot.com/alpena-publi...
Santa Ana winds.
Literally legendary winds.
If no meds can change how they fuck with people, why do people think water could stop them?
They’ve always been brutal in some form.
Literally legendary winds.
If no meds can change how they fuck with people, why do people think water could stop them?
They’ve always been brutal in some form.
January 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Santa Ana winds.
Literally legendary winds.
If no meds can change how they fuck with people, why do people think water could stop them?
They’ve always been brutal in some form.
Literally legendary winds.
If no meds can change how they fuck with people, why do people think water could stop them?
They’ve always been brutal in some form.
Caturday in full effect
January 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Caturday in full effect
Pictures in the Smoke
Dorothy Parker
Oh, gallant was the first love, and glittering and fine;
The second love was water, in a clear white cup;
The third love was his, and the fourth was mine;
And after that, I always get them all mixed up.
Dorothy Parker
Oh, gallant was the first love, and glittering and fine;
The second love was water, in a clear white cup;
The third love was his, and the fourth was mine;
And after that, I always get them all mixed up.
December 26, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Pictures in the Smoke
Dorothy Parker
Oh, gallant was the first love, and glittering and fine;
The second love was water, in a clear white cup;
The third love was his, and the fourth was mine;
And after that, I always get them all mixed up.
Dorothy Parker
Oh, gallant was the first love, and glittering and fine;
The second love was water, in a clear white cup;
The third love was his, and the fourth was mine;
And after that, I always get them all mixed up.
Cataloging Smallville and my brain is constantly playing this on repeat.
*snoochie boochies*
*snoochie boochies*
Mallrats Victory GIF
Alt: Jay from Mallrats raising bat while yelling "Kneel before Zod!"
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December 23, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Cataloging Smallville and my brain is constantly playing this on repeat.
*snoochie boochies*
*snoochie boochies*
46 years ago the person who did the most damage to me, was born. I look forward to the day they die.
December 21, 2024 at 3:46 PM
46 years ago the person who did the most damage to me, was born. I look forward to the day they die.
I deleted former-bird app after realizing I was just yelling into the void. I will only be accessing accounts via computer, which I rarely use at home... come back to 20+ notifications folx tearing into this guy.
I read over them, then closed the tab.
Sanity won.
I read over them, then closed the tab.
Sanity won.
December 16, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I deleted former-bird app after realizing I was just yelling into the void. I will only be accessing accounts via computer, which I rarely use at home... come back to 20+ notifications folx tearing into this guy.
I read over them, then closed the tab.
Sanity won.
I read over them, then closed the tab.
Sanity won.
@alsagone.bsky.social I did NOT get to meet her but I saw her!!
December 14, 2024 at 6:01 PM
@alsagone.bsky.social I did NOT get to meet her but I saw her!!
Uh oh... perimenopause weepy.
All it took was me thinking about the time my mum met Debbie Reynolds & told her how much I *love* her daughter.
Then I thought about Carrie Fisher.
And now I am also thinking about Billie Lourd.
FUCK!
Gonna go cry under my desk.
All it took was me thinking about the time my mum met Debbie Reynolds & told her how much I *love* her daughter.
Then I thought about Carrie Fisher.
And now I am also thinking about Billie Lourd.
FUCK!
Gonna go cry under my desk.
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Uh oh... perimenopause weepy.
All it took was me thinking about the time my mum met Debbie Reynolds & told her how much I *love* her daughter.
Then I thought about Carrie Fisher.
And now I am also thinking about Billie Lourd.
FUCK!
Gonna go cry under my desk.
All it took was me thinking about the time my mum met Debbie Reynolds & told her how much I *love* her daughter.
Then I thought about Carrie Fisher.
And now I am also thinking about Billie Lourd.
FUCK!
Gonna go cry under my desk.
Hormone migraine or regular migraine? That is the question.
November 11, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Hormone migraine or regular migraine? That is the question.
I am finding out, the hard way, that Mirena Crash is real.
Hormone suck & it sucks when your body needs to readjust but I’m also no longer in pain, so I’m okay overall.
Hormone suck & it sucks when your body needs to readjust but I’m also no longer in pain, so I’m okay overall.
December 8, 2023 at 11:08 PM
I am finding out, the hard way, that Mirena Crash is real.
Hormone suck & it sucks when your body needs to readjust but I’m also no longer in pain, so I’m okay overall.
Hormone suck & it sucks when your body needs to readjust but I’m also no longer in pain, so I’m okay overall.
I swear if Cake could have thrown actual daggers this morning, she would have.
That said, back to work and I haven't *really* missed it.
That said, back to work and I haven't *really* missed it.
November 20, 2023 at 4:31 PM
I swear if Cake could have thrown actual daggers this morning, she would have.
That said, back to work and I haven't *really* missed it.
That said, back to work and I haven't *really* missed it.
What impresses me with contemporary music:
These people are young enough to be my children & they are JUST as great of artists as I had in my 20s.
These people are young enough to be my children & they are JUST as great of artists as I had in my 20s.
November 18, 2023 at 9:19 PM
What impresses me with contemporary music:
These people are young enough to be my children & they are JUST as great of artists as I had in my 20s.
These people are young enough to be my children & they are JUST as great of artists as I had in my 20s.
I am beyond tired of people (this goes for all people) using menstruation or perimenopause or pregnancy as "reasons" a person is being an asshole.
Just say they're being an asshole.
Quick, easy, and not misogynistic.
Just say they're being an asshole.
Quick, easy, and not misogynistic.
November 15, 2023 at 10:43 PM
I am beyond tired of people (this goes for all people) using menstruation or perimenopause or pregnancy as "reasons" a person is being an asshole.
Just say they're being an asshole.
Quick, easy, and not misogynistic.
Just say they're being an asshole.
Quick, easy, and not misogynistic.
I didn't realize one ovary could produce so many hormones.
How?
How?
November 15, 2023 at 6:02 PM
I didn't realize one ovary could produce so many hormones.
How?
How?
Palestinians are being murdered en masse.
Palestinians have been taken & held hostage by IDF long before October 7, 2023.
The US is funding these actions via support to Israel.
Israelis being held & murdered by Hamas is also reprehensible.
The US needs to cut funding to Israel.
Palestinians have been taken & held hostage by IDF long before October 7, 2023.
The US is funding these actions via support to Israel.
Israelis being held & murdered by Hamas is also reprehensible.
The US needs to cut funding to Israel.
November 14, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Palestinians are being murdered en masse.
Palestinians have been taken & held hostage by IDF long before October 7, 2023.
The US is funding these actions via support to Israel.
Israelis being held & murdered by Hamas is also reprehensible.
The US needs to cut funding to Israel.
Palestinians have been taken & held hostage by IDF long before October 7, 2023.
The US is funding these actions via support to Israel.
Israelis being held & murdered by Hamas is also reprehensible.
The US needs to cut funding to Israel.
My friend/coworker in the elevator with me:
"I wrote in my diary that I kissed you one day. Do you remember that?"
"OF COURSE I DO!" grinning from ear to ear.
"I wrote in my diary that I kissed you one day. Do you remember that?"
"OF COURSE I DO!" grinning from ear to ear.
October 24, 2023 at 6:06 PM
My friend/coworker in the elevator with me:
"I wrote in my diary that I kissed you one day. Do you remember that?"
"OF COURSE I DO!" grinning from ear to ear.
"I wrote in my diary that I kissed you one day. Do you remember that?"
"OF COURSE I DO!" grinning from ear to ear.
Current mood: weird. Lots of anxiety. Lots of impatience.
I have started therapy since I am having a hysterectomy & know that it isn’t something one just processes.
Waiting for it to be scheduled so I can plan everything else (new tires/oil change, haircut, PTO, etc)
I am not good at waiting.
I have started therapy since I am having a hysterectomy & know that it isn’t something one just processes.
Waiting for it to be scheduled so I can plan everything else (new tires/oil change, haircut, PTO, etc)
I am not good at waiting.
October 18, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Current mood: weird. Lots of anxiety. Lots of impatience.
I have started therapy since I am having a hysterectomy & know that it isn’t something one just processes.
Waiting for it to be scheduled so I can plan everything else (new tires/oil change, haircut, PTO, etc)
I am not good at waiting.
I have started therapy since I am having a hysterectomy & know that it isn’t something one just processes.
Waiting for it to be scheduled so I can plan everything else (new tires/oil change, haircut, PTO, etc)
I am not good at waiting.
The Boygenius cover of the Chicks "Cowboy take me away" is almost as magical as the original
October 14, 2023 at 5:10 PM
The Boygenius cover of the Chicks "Cowboy take me away" is almost as magical as the original
TERFs coming at me on Twitter because they think using lube is a failure to their "functioning" vaginas.
Folx, use lube.
A vagina cannot maintain lubrication indefinitely during intercourse (all forms) & let's all focus on the FUN of sex vs the stigma of lube/sex aides.
Have.
Fun.
Folx, use lube.
A vagina cannot maintain lubrication indefinitely during intercourse (all forms) & let's all focus on the FUN of sex vs the stigma of lube/sex aides.
Have.
Fun.
August 20, 2023 at 7:44 PM
TERFs coming at me on Twitter because they think using lube is a failure to their "functioning" vaginas.
Folx, use lube.
A vagina cannot maintain lubrication indefinitely during intercourse (all forms) & let's all focus on the FUN of sex vs the stigma of lube/sex aides.
Have.
Fun.
Folx, use lube.
A vagina cannot maintain lubrication indefinitely during intercourse (all forms) & let's all focus on the FUN of sex vs the stigma of lube/sex aides.
Have.
Fun.
Hi. I’m middle aged. I’m AFAB & perimenopausal. I support all Unions (except cops; fuck the police) & a proud UAW member. My politics are heavily Anarchist. Child free by choice. Aromantic, poly, & pan. Trans women are women. It’s the 4th wave for a reason.
August 19, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Hi. I’m middle aged. I’m AFAB & perimenopausal. I support all Unions (except cops; fuck the police) & a proud UAW member. My politics are heavily Anarchist. Child free by choice. Aromantic, poly, & pan. Trans women are women. It’s the 4th wave for a reason.