constablecrab
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Star Wars fans missing the subtext? That has never, ever happened!
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Star Wars fans missing the subtext? That has never, ever happened!
I agree with you about everything except Clone Wars. I think it has too much explaining the subtext out loud so the kids will get it. For me, the real Clone Wars are the Genndy Tartakovsky animated shorts. That man knows better than anyone how to tell a compelling story with no dialogue whatsoever.
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I agree with you about everything except Clone Wars. I think it has too much explaining the subtext out loud so the kids will get it. For me, the real Clone Wars are the Genndy Tartakovsky animated shorts. That man knows better than anyone how to tell a compelling story with no dialogue whatsoever.
It's times like this when I miss the Crapshoot the most. I bet the filming of this one was an experience to remember.
January 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
It's times like this when I miss the Crapshoot the most. I bet the filming of this one was an experience to remember.
New emote when??
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
New emote when??
I don't know what you're insinuating.
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I don't know what you're insinuating.
Hey! They're fixing flails.
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Hey! They're fixing flails.
Autocorrect has been consistently getting worse for years now.
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Autocorrect has been consistently getting worse for years now.
No real humans could possibly be that handsome!
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
No real humans could possibly be that handsome!
I don't care how bad I'm itching, I don't want any plombs touching me.
January 2, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I don't care how bad I'm itching, I don't want any plombs touching me.
I do work from home, with a webcam pointed at me, so yeah I get dressed.
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I do work from home, with a webcam pointed at me, so yeah I get dressed.
They once made a tower big enough for Baxter, but God knocked it down and made people speak different languages.
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
They once made a tower big enough for Baxter, but God knocked it down and made people speak different languages.
He's gorgeous, and you're an excellent cat parent.
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
He's gorgeous, and you're an excellent cat parent.
I don't see any reason for them to have delayed the season start unless whatever they're revealing at TGA is playable in Season 11. A playable Paladin would make sense, but I'm prepared to be underwhelmed by whatever it actually is.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don't see any reason for them to have delayed the season start unless whatever they're revealing at TGA is playable in Season 11. A playable Paladin would make sense, but I'm prepared to be underwhelmed by whatever it actually is.
Yeah, I don't miss paying for haircuts, but barber shops are pretty great.
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yeah, I don't miss paying for haircuts, but barber shops are pretty great.
hashtag ban gran-gran?
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
hashtag ban gran-gran?
I can't imagine they'd delay the season and make their staff work late on Thursday just to overhype an announcement that doesn't affect the start of the season itself. Even with that weapon cosmetic, Paladin would come as a surprise, but I don't know what else makes sense.
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I can't imagine they'd delay the season and make their staff work late on Thursday just to overhype an announcement that doesn't affect the start of the season itself. Even with that weapon cosmetic, Paladin would come as a surprise, but I don't know what else makes sense.
I only had a four day weekend, and I could barely type Monday morning. That might also have something to do with the state of my hands after playing with my brother's very energetic kitten.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I only had a four day weekend, and I could barely type Monday morning. That might also have something to do with the state of my hands after playing with my brother's very energetic kitten.
I'm a morning person, at least by the numbers, but I don't feel great about it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm a morning person, at least by the numbers, but I don't feel great about it.
It's a bit of a slow start. They took a little while to feel out what their animators were capable of and what Nickelodeon would let them get away with, but it really hits around episode 13 and then it doesn't stop.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It's a bit of a slow start. They took a little while to feel out what their animators were capable of and what Nickelodeon would let them get away with, but it really hits around episode 13 and then it doesn't stop.
Lemme hear ya say WHEY-OH!
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Lemme hear ya say WHEY-OH!
Sugar cookie dough? If so, I've made those before and they're great.
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sugar cookie dough? If so, I've made those before and they're great.
We've got enough of those worms here to open a bait shop.
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We've got enough of those worms here to open a bait shop.
Hell yeah, old lady! And Jesse!
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hell yeah, old lady! And Jesse!
This is soft disclosure. Jocko was a cactus the whole time!
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is soft disclosure. Jocko was a cactus the whole time!