Constance Trouble
@constancetrouble.bsky.social
Unpleasant to be around
Ahhhh... haha. Right. Fireworks. How did I forget.
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Ahhhh... haha. Right. Fireworks. How did I forget.
So,
My birthday is roughly a week and a half away 🎂, phone's off, job prospects at zero. Gotta come up with $400 for rent and cash for groceries, on top of my last pair of shoes rapidly falling apart.
I'm EleanorIsWeird on venmo and cash app, everything helps.
Happy new year! 💜
My birthday is roughly a week and a half away 🎂, phone's off, job prospects at zero. Gotta come up with $400 for rent and cash for groceries, on top of my last pair of shoes rapidly falling apart.
I'm EleanorIsWeird on venmo and cash app, everything helps.
Happy new year! 💜
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So,
My birthday is roughly a week and a half away 🎂, phone's off, job prospects at zero. Gotta come up with $400 for rent and cash for groceries, on top of my last pair of shoes rapidly falling apart.
I'm EleanorIsWeird on venmo and cash app, everything helps.
Happy new year! 💜
My birthday is roughly a week and a half away 🎂, phone's off, job prospects at zero. Gotta come up with $400 for rent and cash for groceries, on top of my last pair of shoes rapidly falling apart.
I'm EleanorIsWeird on venmo and cash app, everything helps.
Happy new year! 💜
Such a shame I was getting some good sleep for a couple months there but the insomnia has been worse than ever lately
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Such a shame I was getting some good sleep for a couple months there but the insomnia has been worse than ever lately
Doing a youth outreach program having kids turn in fidget spinners for packs of smokes
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Doing a youth outreach program having kids turn in fidget spinners for packs of smokes
I cant get into the math now, but listen... Ive received a message from the future! The super computer has juat finished decoding it... my god... what this could mean for the world...
Wait. All it says is "MAROON 6"...
Wait. All it says is "MAROON 6"...
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I cant get into the math now, but listen... Ive received a message from the future! The super computer has juat finished decoding it... my god... what this could mean for the world...
Wait. All it says is "MAROON 6"...
Wait. All it says is "MAROON 6"...
Lean is the opposite of Gummiberry juice
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Lean is the opposite of Gummiberry juice
Nothing i love more than waking up at 4:30am for no reason.
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Nothing i love more than waking up at 4:30am for no reason.
Bropium™️
Opium... for Men™️
Opium... for Men™️
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bropium™️
Opium... for Men™️
Opium... for Men™️
"Adrenaline", "Around the Fur" boyfriend; "White Pony", "Saturday Night Wrist" girlfriend
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
"Adrenaline", "Around the Fur" boyfriend; "White Pony", "Saturday Night Wrist" girlfriend
One of our many modern problems is we don't have popular music like Natalie Merchant. Good enough that its a bop but accessible enough that the squares are into it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
One of our many modern problems is we don't have popular music like Natalie Merchant. Good enough that its a bop but accessible enough that the squares are into it.
Freezer burn adds an ice spice to your quail
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Freezer burn adds an ice spice to your quail
Being absorbed by the encroaching darkness ama
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Being absorbed by the encroaching darkness ama
Working on my skateboarding stage play "The Importance of Being Burnquist"
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Working on my skateboarding stage play "The Importance of Being Burnquist"
Politely declining like "I deux nought want to"
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Politely declining like "I deux nought want to"
He loves his new bed
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
He loves his new bed
Friend of mine threw some chopped up persimmon in salsa. It was delicious
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Friend of mine threw some chopped up persimmon in salsa. It was delicious
Been out of anxiety meds for, I dunno, better part of a year but I found one today while cleaning out a drawer, on a day when my anxiety is peaking tf out. What a blessing.
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Been out of anxiety meds for, I dunno, better part of a year but I found one today while cleaning out a drawer, on a day when my anxiety is peaking tf out. What a blessing.
I'm so old I remember a world without cyber monday
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'm so old I remember a world without cyber monday
This lil guy
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This lil guy
Started thinking about all the shit with my mom and my stepdad and started getting super bummed so instead I sang "Believe It or Not" by Joe Scarbury and I feel better
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Started thinking about all the shit with my mom and my stepdad and started getting super bummed so instead I sang "Believe It or Not" by Joe Scarbury and I feel better