raising my señora levels by having candy to give out to the kids
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
raising my señora levels by having candy to give out to the kids
2 much gummy I shall not make the same mistakes
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
2 much gummy I shall not make the same mistakes
called off, DIA DE REYES, why would I be there
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
called off, DIA DE REYES, why would I be there
Dios bendiga mi abuelito, siempre que vengo a PR me da mis 20 pesitos
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Dios bendiga mi abuelito, siempre que vengo a PR me da mis 20 pesitos
tbreak on vacation
December 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
tbreak on vacation
mi primera empanadilla de 🐙 PULPO
everything will be ok
everything will be ok
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
mi primera empanadilla de 🐙 PULPO
everything will be ok
everything will be ok
one thing I'll do is take my brothers/dads deodorant, IDK where mine is but theirs is better 😏
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
one thing I'll do is take my brothers/dads deodorant, IDK where mine is but theirs is better 😏
MI PUERTO RICO LINDO
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
MI PUERTO RICO LINDO
Puerto Rico here I come 🛫
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Puerto Rico here I come 🛫
the company will extract as much work as they can from you, never forget that and sit back when you can, take your breaks, your vacation, fuck them, you come first
December 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the company will extract as much work as they can from you, never forget that and sit back when you can, take your breaks, your vacation, fuck them, you come first
manning the ship by myself
a man in a pirate costume is standing on a raft in the ocean
ALT: a man in a pirate costume is standing on a raft in the ocean
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December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
manning the ship by myself
just now putting up my tree 🎄
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
just now putting up my tree 🎄
Bought the flight PUERTO RICO YA VOY!
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bought the flight PUERTO RICO YA VOY!
Can she tell I'm high
HAHAHA
PROBABLY
HAHAHA
PROBABLY
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can she tell I'm high
HAHAHA
PROBABLY
HAHAHA
PROBABLY
lo siento, lo de gallito de pelea es cierto, desde chiquita I wanna fight boys, las nenas y yo, we cool, pero boys 🤜🏻 I wanna fight, WHAT IS THAT?
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
lo siento, lo de gallito de pelea es cierto, desde chiquita I wanna fight boys, las nenas y yo, we cool, pero boys 🤜🏻 I wanna fight, WHAT IS THAT?
my boss keeping me fed, but she don't eat, QUE ES ESO, and here I am eating cuánto invento
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
my boss keeping me fed, but she don't eat, QUE ES ESO, and here I am eating cuánto invento
yes im poor, i'll sort my online shopping from low to high in the CLEARANCE that is all
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
yes im poor, i'll sort my online shopping from low to high in the CLEARANCE that is all
love when a girl calls me babe, don't make me blush
a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .
ALT: a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .
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December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
love when a girl calls me babe, don't make me blush
te pasa por lambeojo
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
te pasa por lambeojo
can't help but see drug reps as charismatic vultures, their smiles too stretched out to be genuine, love that I can just say no we don't do lunches or coffees or whatever the fuck, cuz fuck them
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
can't help but see drug reps as charismatic vultures, their smiles too stretched out to be genuine, love that I can just say no we don't do lunches or coffees or whatever the fuck, cuz fuck them
as a serial YA reader in my teens, I hated the Mortal Instruments runes, like THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU DESCRIBED, they're ugly IDC it's not what I imagined, and seeing people loving them was insane, ugly thick ass things, there's something so weird about them idk
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
as a serial YA reader in my teens, I hated the Mortal Instruments runes, like THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU DESCRIBED, they're ugly IDC it's not what I imagined, and seeing people loving them was insane, ugly thick ass things, there's something so weird about them idk
is it bad I wanted to laugh when this client called me a "selfish cunt" on the phone? too bad that would instigate it so I just hung up
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
is it bad I wanted to laugh when this client called me a "selfish cunt" on the phone? too bad that would instigate it so I just hung up