Cay Bee shh/shh
@contextiscay.bsky.social
Anxiety ridden creature in a human suit. Nerd stuff and kindness and creative pursuits oh my.
At a burlesque show, called a performer a "sexy poinsettia plant" and made a fellow patron laugh so hard they claim they're inviting me to be the first guest on their podcast "Boobs and Shit".
....dude I'd die happy.
....dude I'd die happy.
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
At a burlesque show, called a performer a "sexy poinsettia plant" and made a fellow patron laugh so hard they claim they're inviting me to be the first guest on their podcast "Boobs and Shit".
....dude I'd die happy.
....dude I'd die happy.
Why does my mother constantly talk about dead people.
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Why does my mother constantly talk about dead people.
I need Nancy Wheeler with a flame thrower.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I need Nancy Wheeler with a flame thrower.
T-minus six hours until I'm an ingredient of Hot Girl Soup. (In a hottub)
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
T-minus six hours until I'm an ingredient of Hot Girl Soup. (In a hottub)
Got whammed by my boss' boss. Sigh. #whammaggedon2025
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Got whammed by my boss' boss. Sigh. #whammaggedon2025
If you don't have a dance party during the Stranger Things intro music, you're doing it wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If you don't have a dance party during the Stranger Things intro music, you're doing it wrong.
As I go to work today, we say the prayers of my people: may this energy drink hit me like a 2x4. In the name of the Celcius, the Red Bull, and the Monster. Amen.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
As I go to work today, we say the prayers of my people: may this energy drink hit me like a 2x4. In the name of the Celcius, the Red Bull, and the Monster. Amen.
Changing of the guard! Just had to increase the font size on my phone. Getting older sucks.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Changing of the guard! Just had to increase the font size on my phone. Getting older sucks.
Aw hell. I have a 5k tomorrow.
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Aw hell. I have a 5k tomorrow.
Reminding myself it's okay and normal to have bad days. That the sun will return. And I'm surrounded by love.
a cartoon character with the word take on the top
ALT: a cartoon character with the word take on the top
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Reminding myself it's okay and normal to have bad days. That the sun will return. And I'm surrounded by love.
My impression of Cuomo in the NY Mayoral debates made my husband laugh so hard he needed his inhaler. Apparently "FUCK YOU, I'M ITALIAN" was amusing. :)
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My impression of Cuomo in the NY Mayoral debates made my husband laugh so hard he needed his inhaler. Apparently "FUCK YOU, I'M ITALIAN" was amusing. :)
Explaining to my husband what a Birkin bag is was a special joy this morning.
"WHY. WHAT. NO??"
"WHY. WHAT. NO??"
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Explaining to my husband what a Birkin bag is was a special joy this morning.
"WHY. WHAT. NO??"
"WHY. WHAT. NO??"
Why does every animal in my life conspire against my quality of sleep?
October 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Why does every animal in my life conspire against my quality of sleep?
Husband: "What does the Knight of Cups represent?"
Me: *lightly stoned and distracted by crafts* "A little bitch boy, why?"
*Looks up to see a movie named after the card, that is definitely about a little bitch boy* "Oh cool"
#tarotsky
Me: *lightly stoned and distracted by crafts* "A little bitch boy, why?"
*Looks up to see a movie named after the card, that is definitely about a little bitch boy* "Oh cool"
#tarotsky
October 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Husband: "What does the Knight of Cups represent?"
Me: *lightly stoned and distracted by crafts* "A little bitch boy, why?"
*Looks up to see a movie named after the card, that is definitely about a little bitch boy* "Oh cool"
#tarotsky
Me: *lightly stoned and distracted by crafts* "A little bitch boy, why?"
*Looks up to see a movie named after the card, that is definitely about a little bitch boy* "Oh cool"
#tarotsky
Reposted by Cay Bee shh/shh
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
Grief is a bitch. Why can't I throw hands with emotions.
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Grief is a bitch. Why can't I throw hands with emotions.
When your day at work is slow and you make that your partners problem:
October 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When your day at work is slow and you make that your partners problem:
Just gonna start speaking to the void because who blogs anymore.
I'm pretty sure I'm in burnout. Naturally my first Google search was "best way to quickly recover from burnout" because I'm nothing if not predictable. So I'm making plans to recover from that severe level of stress. 🧵
I'm pretty sure I'm in burnout. Naturally my first Google search was "best way to quickly recover from burnout" because I'm nothing if not predictable. So I'm making plans to recover from that severe level of stress. 🧵
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just gonna start speaking to the void because who blogs anymore.
I'm pretty sure I'm in burnout. Naturally my first Google search was "best way to quickly recover from burnout" because I'm nothing if not predictable. So I'm making plans to recover from that severe level of stress. 🧵
I'm pretty sure I'm in burnout. Naturally my first Google search was "best way to quickly recover from burnout" because I'm nothing if not predictable. So I'm making plans to recover from that severe level of stress. 🧵
I'm gonna fight a man
September 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm gonna fight a man
Sometimes, your comfort old white man is your DND Character who happens to be extremely charismatic and your DM understands your need to put your character and a BBEG into a jar and SHAKE EM.
(A compatriot of mine keeps catcalling "MAKE THEM KISS" and it's giving me life.)
#dndsky #pathfinder #nerd
(A compatriot of mine keeps catcalling "MAKE THEM KISS" and it's giving me life.)
#dndsky #pathfinder #nerd
September 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sometimes, your comfort old white man is your DND Character who happens to be extremely charismatic and your DM understands your need to put your character and a BBEG into a jar and SHAKE EM.
(A compatriot of mine keeps catcalling "MAKE THEM KISS" and it's giving me life.)
#dndsky #pathfinder #nerd
(A compatriot of mine keeps catcalling "MAKE THEM KISS" and it's giving me life.)
#dndsky #pathfinder #nerd
Sentences you never thought you'd say, Ren Faire Edition:
"Why does the troll under the bridge have a keytar? And is he playing the Bluey Theme Song??"
"Why does the troll under the bridge have a keytar? And is he playing the Bluey Theme Song??"
September 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sentences you never thought you'd say, Ren Faire Edition:
"Why does the troll under the bridge have a keytar? And is he playing the Bluey Theme Song??"
"Why does the troll under the bridge have a keytar? And is he playing the Bluey Theme Song??"
....he's never seen The Music Man. WHO IS THIS HUMAN
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
....he's never seen The Music Man. WHO IS THIS HUMAN
Can you file for divorce if your husband has never heard "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"?
September 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can you file for divorce if your husband has never heard "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"?
Reposted by Cay Bee shh/shh
Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
August 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
Reposted by Cay Bee shh/shh
Why do you appreciate unions?
I’ll start:
Weekends off
Paid vacations
Work breaks
Sick leave
Paid holidays
No child labor
Safer working conditions
Health care and retirement benefits
I’ll start:
Weekends off
Paid vacations
Work breaks
Sick leave
Paid holidays
No child labor
Safer working conditions
Health care and retirement benefits
August 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Why do you appreciate unions?
I’ll start:
Weekends off
Paid vacations
Work breaks
Sick leave
Paid holidays
No child labor
Safer working conditions
Health care and retirement benefits
I’ll start:
Weekends off
Paid vacations
Work breaks
Sick leave
Paid holidays
No child labor
Safer working conditions
Health care and retirement benefits