Conundrummer
@conundrummer.bsky.social
Former musician, current village idiot.
Our was in the orange grove at the end of our street.
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Our was in the orange grove at the end of our street.
Adam Carolla calls it "losing your behymen".
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Adam Carolla calls it "losing your behymen".
Lucky you. Our house had a pool, but no dive bar!
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January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Lucky you. Our house had a pool, but no dive bar!
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At the doctor's office or in a hospital. Anywhere else, they should be invisible.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:55 AM
At the doctor's office or in a hospital. Anywhere else, they should be invisible.
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What did he drive away in?
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
What did he drive away in?
I'm still trying to find season 1 of Either/Or!
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January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I'm still trying to find season 1 of Either/Or!
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Putting a mirror under your car sure backfired!
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January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Putting a mirror under your car sure backfired!
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Next time, hide it in the female room!
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December 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Next time, hide it in the female room!
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I must've clicked the right button, because I haven't seen a Jerry Chen post in months!
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December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I must've clicked the right button, because I haven't seen a Jerry Chen post in months!
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I'm not a transit user, but I've read all of John Sandford's books and he's never mentioned it.
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December 31, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm not a transit user, but I've read all of John Sandford's books and he's never mentioned it.
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You're the top ten reasons I like lists!
December 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You're the top ten reasons I like lists!
No need to apologize. Seagulls don't understand human speech. So, as long as you keep feeding them French fries and other fast food scraps, you can call them whatever you want!
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December 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No need to apologize. Seagulls don't understand human speech. So, as long as you keep feeding them French fries and other fast food scraps, you can call them whatever you want!
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After spending the day there, do you glow in the dark?
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December 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
After spending the day there, do you glow in the dark?
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I used to surf off of Point Being, and I also never saw any baby Seagulls!
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December 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I used to surf off of Point Being, and I also never saw any baby Seagulls!
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