My metabolic age was 40 last week. Let me tell you as a man in his early 30’s I’ve never got my ass back in the gym so fast. Sitting pretty at 39 now 💁‍♂️

It’s 2025. tr*mp is almost the president again. Some DJ that wears a robot arm just played melodic techno with robots on an IMAX screen. Robot DJ happens to date another DJ that used to date el*n m*sk… You have now realized your lives have come comically full circle.

Is the <3 more endearing now than the casual 💜 ? Due to time spent and nostalgia or am I just a millennial?

The Kansas City Chiefs have now played on every day of the week this year besides Tuesday

did we really need Chris Collinsworths son to announce games. As if we aren’t haunted by Chris and his Mahomes problem already.

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."

-- Arthur C. Clarke, born #OTD 1917

Theo Von is Gen X. Let that sink in.

the older I get the more I realize that yes I would jump off a bridge if all my friends were doing it

Anyone else have Mike Tyson’s ass on their bingo cards? Yea, me neither.

So we get to watch an actual championship fight before we watch an old man beat up an influencer? This simulation really just not caring anymore.