#sidebyside

oh ew scary bugs

omg my feed is literally only foliage because i only follow hangman…this is great

oh my god you guys are gonna be so pissed when all i do is talk about gardening on here

oh did you dumbasses think i was kidding? this is a small beautyberry bush and the birds are gonna eat the hell out of these things soon.

look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

what tha frog

tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.

damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH

white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

im gonna put so many plants into the ground