Suzanne
@cookingwithhate.bsky.social
Jersey girl 🙌 I HATE cooking but I LOVE feeding the people I love, myself included! 🤣
💯 THIS.
She “minimized” him when she said “That’s fine dude. I’m not mad at you.”
She asserted her non-threatening, NON-THREATENED vibes, and he felt psychologically bitch slapped.
So he behaved like any violent abuser would. Over the top violence.
PERIOD end of story. 💔
She “minimized” him when she said “That’s fine dude. I’m not mad at you.”
She asserted her non-threatening, NON-THREATENED vibes, and he felt psychologically bitch slapped.
So he behaved like any violent abuser would. Over the top violence.
PERIOD end of story. 💔
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
💯 THIS.
She “minimized” him when she said “That’s fine dude. I’m not mad at you.”
She asserted her non-threatening, NON-THREATENED vibes, and he felt psychologically bitch slapped.
So he behaved like any violent abuser would. Over the top violence.
PERIOD end of story. 💔
She “minimized” him when she said “That’s fine dude. I’m not mad at you.”
She asserted her non-threatening, NON-THREATENED vibes, and he felt psychologically bitch slapped.
So he behaved like any violent abuser would. Over the top violence.
PERIOD end of story. 💔
How bout one of these? Totally had this phone 🙌
*so choice* 🤣🤣
*so choice* 🤣🤣
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
How bout one of these? Totally had this phone 🙌
*so choice* 🤣🤣
*so choice* 🤣🤣
Apparently my food takes are offensive & blockable 🤣
lol I come from the land of idgaf aka JERSEY 🙌🖕
Also I’m sure this jagoff peeped my liberal pragmatist views and was horribly offended 🤣🖕
lol I come from the land of idgaf aka JERSEY 🙌🖕
Also I’m sure this jagoff peeped my liberal pragmatist views and was horribly offended 🤣🖕
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Apparently my food takes are offensive & blockable 🤣
lol I come from the land of idgaf aka JERSEY 🙌🖕
Also I’m sure this jagoff peeped my liberal pragmatist views and was horribly offended 🤣🖕
lol I come from the land of idgaf aka JERSEY 🙌🖕
Also I’m sure this jagoff peeped my liberal pragmatist views and was horribly offended 🤣🖕
1-2 yr olds HATING Santa is one of my fave pic genres 🙌🤣
Anyone else wanna share? 🤣
We lived in the mountains in Colorado at the time of this pic… My husband just texted me the pic with the comment “You smell like deer carcass, you don’t smell like Santa!!” 🤣🤣💀💀
Anyone else wanna share? 🤣
We lived in the mountains in Colorado at the time of this pic… My husband just texted me the pic with the comment “You smell like deer carcass, you don’t smell like Santa!!” 🤣🤣💀💀
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
1-2 yr olds HATING Santa is one of my fave pic genres 🙌🤣
Anyone else wanna share? 🤣
We lived in the mountains in Colorado at the time of this pic… My husband just texted me the pic with the comment “You smell like deer carcass, you don’t smell like Santa!!” 🤣🤣💀💀
Anyone else wanna share? 🤣
We lived in the mountains in Colorado at the time of this pic… My husband just texted me the pic with the comment “You smell like deer carcass, you don’t smell like Santa!!” 🤣🤣💀💀
Huh? 🤣🤣
Did I get blocked for my annoying food takes or because they scrolled my timeline and I’m an unapologetically liberal pragmatist? 🤔🤣
Either way, IDGAF 🤣
Ima keep posting my cooking hate and my centrist love 🙌💃
All my love to the chess players out there 🙏🙌
Did I get blocked for my annoying food takes or because they scrolled my timeline and I’m an unapologetically liberal pragmatist? 🤔🤣
Either way, IDGAF 🤣
Ima keep posting my cooking hate and my centrist love 🙌💃
All my love to the chess players out there 🙏🙌
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Huh? 🤣🤣
Did I get blocked for my annoying food takes or because they scrolled my timeline and I’m an unapologetically liberal pragmatist? 🤔🤣
Either way, IDGAF 🤣
Ima keep posting my cooking hate and my centrist love 🙌💃
All my love to the chess players out there 🙏🙌
Did I get blocked for my annoying food takes or because they scrolled my timeline and I’m an unapologetically liberal pragmatist? 🤔🤣
Either way, IDGAF 🤣
Ima keep posting my cooking hate and my centrist love 🙌💃
All my love to the chess players out there 🙏🙌
I would eat the shit outta this kind of candy cane 🤩🤣
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I would eat the shit outta this kind of candy cane 🤩🤣
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
(I saved this to show my kids the other day, and YES, also works here perfectly 🙌🤣)
(I saved this to show my kids the other day, and YES, also works here perfectly 🙌🤣)
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
(I saved this to show my kids the other day, and YES, also works here perfectly 🙌🤣)
(I saved this to show my kids the other day, and YES, also works here perfectly 🙌🤣)
What’s your position on Sudan, Darfur, any other genocide going on?
Nevermind, I already know 🙄
Nevermind, I already know 🙄
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What’s your position on Sudan, Darfur, any other genocide going on?
Nevermind, I already know 🙄
Nevermind, I already know 🙄
Screaming at people who are on your side politically is what now?
Thanks for another laugh! Super amusing exchange 👍👍
Thanks for another laugh! Super amusing exchange 👍👍
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Screaming at people who are on your side politically is what now?
Thanks for another laugh! Super amusing exchange 👍👍
Thanks for another laugh! Super amusing exchange 👍👍
I know only 80% of the vote is in so far, but NO ONE saw Mikie winning by 13 points.
Phil Murphy only beat him by 3 points.
This is just one example of a huge blue reckoning wave coming 🌊
Phil Murphy only beat him by 3 points.
This is just one example of a huge blue reckoning wave coming 🌊
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I know only 80% of the vote is in so far, but NO ONE saw Mikie winning by 13 points.
Phil Murphy only beat him by 3 points.
This is just one example of a huge blue reckoning wave coming 🌊
Phil Murphy only beat him by 3 points.
This is just one example of a huge blue reckoning wave coming 🌊
Sewed a bajillion patches on my kiddo’s backpack at the beginning of the school year. Labor of love for sure 🙏🤣
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sewed a bajillion patches on my kiddo’s backpack at the beginning of the school year. Labor of love for sure 🙏🤣
My cooking utensil holder is *so choice* 🤣🤣
Too bad it’s been turned around ever since my kids learned how to read 🤣
Too bad it’s been turned around ever since my kids learned how to read 🤣
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My cooking utensil holder is *so choice* 🤣🤣
Too bad it’s been turned around ever since my kids learned how to read 🤣
Too bad it’s been turned around ever since my kids learned how to read 🤣
The late, great Peg Bracken, author of the I Hate to Cook Book, published in 1960
(my cooking idol 🙌🙏🤣)
(my cooking idol 🙌🙏🤣)
October 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The late, great Peg Bracken, author of the I Hate to Cook Book, published in 1960
(my cooking idol 🙌🙏🤣)
(my cooking idol 🙌🙏🤣)
Winner winner chicken dinner!👇🤣
June 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Winner winner chicken dinner!👇🤣
🙋♀️ I fkin knew!
I grew up watching my mom sweat over the stove every night after working all day like WTF 👀
F 👏 THAT 👏
I’m disorganized af with almost everything BUT☝️ my cooking game is ON POINT 👏
I squeeze max output/deliciousness with minimum input EVERY WEEK.
That’s #cookingwithhate y’all 🤣
I grew up watching my mom sweat over the stove every night after working all day like WTF 👀
F 👏 THAT 👏
I’m disorganized af with almost everything BUT☝️ my cooking game is ON POINT 👏
I squeeze max output/deliciousness with minimum input EVERY WEEK.
That’s #cookingwithhate y’all 🤣
December 3, 2024 at 2:06 PM
🙋♀️ I fkin knew!
I grew up watching my mom sweat over the stove every night after working all day like WTF 👀
F 👏 THAT 👏
I’m disorganized af with almost everything BUT☝️ my cooking game is ON POINT 👏
I squeeze max output/deliciousness with minimum input EVERY WEEK.
That’s #cookingwithhate y’all 🤣
I grew up watching my mom sweat over the stove every night after working all day like WTF 👀
F 👏 THAT 👏
I’m disorganized af with almost everything BUT☝️ my cooking game is ON POINT 👏
I squeeze max output/deliciousness with minimum input EVERY WEEK.
That’s #cookingwithhate y’all 🤣
I’ve never been so damn excited about RAIN 👏
We’ve had almost nothing in Jersey for 3 MONTHS 😬
Not normal.
But hey, at least GOP voters will (not) get cheaper eggs along with their side dish of climate hoax 🙄
We’ve had almost nothing in Jersey for 3 MONTHS 😬
Not normal.
But hey, at least GOP voters will (not) get cheaper eggs along with their side dish of climate hoax 🙄
November 21, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I’ve never been so damn excited about RAIN 👏
We’ve had almost nothing in Jersey for 3 MONTHS 😬
Not normal.
But hey, at least GOP voters will (not) get cheaper eggs along with their side dish of climate hoax 🙄
We’ve had almost nothing in Jersey for 3 MONTHS 😬
Not normal.
But hey, at least GOP voters will (not) get cheaper eggs along with their side dish of climate hoax 🙄
Another one to block 🙄🖕
November 19, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Another one to block 🙄🖕
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
November 16, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 16, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains:
Whatever and Ever Amen, Ben Folds Five 💯🤓
Whatever and Ever Amen, Ben Folds Five 💯🤓
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains:
Whatever and Ever Amen, Ben Folds Five 💯🤓
Whatever and Ever Amen, Ben Folds Five 💯🤓
I have a Star Wars Christmas (mug) Tree so it can always be Christmas in my kitchen 🙌🤓
November 14, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I have a Star Wars Christmas (mug) Tree so it can always be Christmas in my kitchen 🙌🤓