Definitely NOT a Muppet
@cool-dude-guy.bsky.social
No Muppet. No Muppet. You're the Muppet!
Controversial take of the day: "Valentine's Day" is a Valentine's Day movie
February 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Controversial take of the day: "Valentine's Day" is a Valentine's Day movie
Elon Musk has been divorced so many times because he just loves the letter 'X'
February 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Elon Musk has been divorced so many times because he just loves the letter 'X'
A good title for a book about Musk in this Era would be 'American History X'. However, Musk would probably take that as a compliment.
February 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A good title for a book about Musk in this Era would be 'American History X'. However, Musk would probably take that as a compliment.
Watched the Barbie movie. Can't wait to catch up with Barb-A through Barb-D!
(Pretend this joke was from a year-and-a-half ago)
(Pretend this joke was from a year-and-a-half ago)
January 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Watched the Barbie movie. Can't wait to catch up with Barb-A through Barb-D!
(Pretend this joke was from a year-and-a-half ago)
(Pretend this joke was from a year-and-a-half ago)
Got corvid.
Now this raven won't stop circling my head...
Now this raven won't stop circling my head...
January 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Got corvid.
Now this raven won't stop circling my head...
Now this raven won't stop circling my head...
I just got COVID-19. I wish they would update it already so I could have gotten COVID-25 instead
January 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I just got COVID-19. I wish they would update it already so I could have gotten COVID-25 instead
Gulf of America!? With Trump, it's more like Golf of America...
two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and a computer keyboard
Alt: two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and a computer keyboard
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Gulf of America!? With Trump, it's more like Golf of America...
Congestion pricing!? I have to pay more every time I have a cold!?
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
Alt: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Congestion pricing!? I have to pay more every time I have a cold!?
One of my most firmly held convictions is that Smile 2 should have been called Smile 2th (because you usually smile with your teeth)
January 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One of my most firmly held convictions is that Smile 2 should have been called Smile 2th (because you usually smile with your teeth)