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Update: Candle and Animal broke up. They kept fighting on where they wanted to eat for dinner. Candle says she isn't looking. But Animal commented, "Clover!"
January 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Update: Candle and Animal broke up. They kept fighting on where they wanted to eat for dinner. Candle says she isn't looking. But Animal commented, "Clover!"
Tissues likes The Muppets. His favorite is Kermit.
January 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Tissues likes The Muppets. His favorite is Kermit.
OJ would die for Paper.
January 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
OJ would die for Paper.
I am not them.
January 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I am not them.
Balloon has a poetry stand tonight at eight.
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Balloon has a poetry stand tonight at eight.
Spooky Spoon and Sliver Spoon are cousins despite her not having limbs.
January 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Spooky Spoon and Sliver Spoon are cousins despite her not having limbs.
I want MePad back. I want him to psychoanalyze me. Yes, this is about TPOT 15.
January 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I want MePad back. I want him to psychoanalyze me. Yes, this is about TPOT 15.
Returned from my unannounced break. YinYang ate the wifi. /j
December 29, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Returned from my unannounced break. YinYang ate the wifi. /j
Lightbulb loves singing Wake Up from Lazy Town when getting out of bed. Paintbrush has got used to it and sometimes sings along.
December 12, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Lightbulb loves singing Wake Up from Lazy Town when getting out of bed. Paintbrush has got used to it and sometimes sings along.
Today be like:
December 12, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Today be like:
Goo has listened to Sliver Bells 2,763 times this holiday season. Tea Kettle counted.
December 10, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Goo has listened to Sliver Bells 2,763 times this holiday season. Tea Kettle counted.
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Candle has declined Silver Spoon's proposal, claiming she is taken by Animal from The Muppets. She also suggests that she can fix him.
December 8, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Candle has declined Silver Spoon's proposal, claiming she is taken by Animal from The Muppets. She also suggests that she can fix him.
Just now, Trophy yelled at Paper for not being at elf practice. OJ decked him in the head.
December 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Just now, Trophy yelled at Paper for not being at elf practice. OJ decked him in the head.
OJ says his favorite Skittle flavor is Green Apple and wants them to come back.
December 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
OJ says his favorite Skittle flavor is Green Apple and wants them to come back.
Baseball likes MLP.
December 9, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Baseball likes MLP.
Candle has declined Silver Spoon's proposal, claiming she is taken by Animal from The Muppets. She also suggests that she can fix him.
December 8, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Candle has declined Silver Spoon's proposal, claiming she is taken by Animal from The Muppets. She also suggests that she can fix him.
Marshmallow doesn't understand why Apple is hyperfocused on Weird Al.
December 7, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Marshmallow doesn't understand why Apple is hyperfocused on Weird Al.
Bot thinks Pikachu X Ketcup is the best Pokemon ship.
December 6, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Bot thinks Pikachu X Ketcup is the best Pokemon ship.
Fan has fallen in Lego City.
December 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Fan has fallen in Lego City.
Lightbulb is currently eating sticks.
December 6, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Lightbulb is currently eating sticks.
But wait, fr, what happened to The Floor? /genq
December 6, 2024 at 4:33 PM
But wait, fr, what happened to The Floor? /genq
MePhone4S supports trans rights and trans wrongs.
December 6, 2024 at 1:58 PM
MePhone4S supports trans rights and trans wrongs.
Apple has built a gingerbread house because she felt like it.
December 5, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Apple has built a gingerbread house because she felt like it.
Back in 2015, OJ threw a brick at Cheesy because he won't stop listening the Lalaloopsy theme song.
December 5, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Back in 2015, OJ threw a brick at Cheesy because he won't stop listening the Lalaloopsy theme song.
Goo and Golden Jimmy from The Fifteen Object Show are cousins. Golden Jimmy said on his podcast with Firey (BFDI). "Yeah, my grandma told me, 'Goo from Inanimate Insanity is your cousin and stuff.'"
December 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Goo and Golden Jimmy from The Fifteen Object Show are cousins. Golden Jimmy said on his podcast with Firey (BFDI). "Yeah, my grandma told me, 'Goo from Inanimate Insanity is your cousin and stuff.'"