Someone once said ‘If you love something, set it free…’ So I released my beloved household snail on a park bench five miles away to test the theory. It hasn’t returned. But to be fair, at its top speed, it’s probably only halfway down the bench leg by now.
Wordle 1,610 4/6*

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Reading a patient’s notes once… Doctor’s comments: “Patient up and about! Eating breakfast! Apparently not dying!” after writing the previous day that the patient was very unwell and he was considering putting him on the end-of-life pathway.

The BBC have apologised to Trump… which is adorable, because the real apology should be for transforming a historic building into something that looks like it was decorated by a magpie with an unlimited budget and no conscience. Perhaps… a touch of overcompensation?
Wordle 1,609 2/6*

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Aristotle said greatness has a hint of madness; the Brothers Grimm heard and said, “Sick, let’s traumatize children.” Their stories had more red flags than a toxic ex. Disney sugar-coated it, but the original plots were basically survival horror for toddlers.
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I nearly dismissed this word like an email from a prince promising treasure. But some chaotic little narrator in my skull said, “Hit enter, coward.” And boom—the voice nailed it in two. The irony isn’t lost on me… I’ve decided to trust the weird little voices more often.
Wordle 1607 2/6

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As a kid, I remembered birthdays, phone numbers, locker combos. Now I can’t remember the word for “spatula.” I said “pancake flipper stick” and Ian just stared like I'd summoned demons. Joke’s on him— “pancake-flipper stick” is really fun to say.
Wordle 1,606 4/6*

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Dogs love unconditionally and stare deep into your soul. A treat is like a Michelin meal created just for them. Cats watch from the doorway like furry judgmental ninjas and examine the snack like it’s a crime scene. One sees a hero, the other sees hired help.
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Yesterday: ONE. Today: SIX, a hostile negotiation with my last brain cell, and zero dignity. I considered faking my own disappearance just to avoid finishing it. I’m sure today’s answer was just Wordle’s way of saying, “Sit down, humble mortal.”
Wordle 1,604 6/6*

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Watched it last night. She totally rocked that outfit!

If your “fun” ruins animals’ peace, maybe rethink your definition of fun.😡🔥🐶

Thanks Donna. It's just luck really. No skill involved😂

The pressure of choosing a new starter word though.🤔💭

Wordle 1,603 1/6*

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Good morning!😀

Wordle in ONE. Boom. Didn’t even stretch first. The Wordle gods are crying and I’m updating my CV to “Professional Lucky Guesser.” Should I buy a lottery ticket? Run for Prime Minister? Get out of bed? Too many choices. Anyway, bow before your reckless Wordle champion.
Wordle 1,603 1/6*

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Show me anyone who wouldn't freak out when your son sends you this.😱

Bosley doesn’t mind the vacuum, but any unexpected noise and he’s airborne. Oh, and rain. He hates rain. I open the door and he looks up at me like it’s my fault. Meanwhile, our other dog, Lexi, is so relaxed it’s unsettling. Nothing registers. Honestly, I think she’s a card short of a full deck.