I have stomach aches all the time to the point that I’m rolling around asking for belly rubs but as soon as someone else states they have one I’m like 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

I love having one Saturday off a month, but I feel like it takes over my brain and it becomes such an exciting thing to look forward to that after the fact it is like this post depression nut feeling that I’m just a shell of a human and nothing else matters

Why do all my fav Jimmy Eat World songs sound similar to my dramatic voice messages I would leave Jess 2 years ago

Health insurance premiums am I right fam!!!

I survived my first time ever slightly cohosting a child’s sleepover!!!!!

I mostly just sipped on beer, ate pizza, and played vice city

I’m back here because I went on Twitter and it showed me a video of some guy bent and hunched over going down an enclosed water slide backwards where he got stuck and it scared me lmao

Feeling alive and no longer having to take antibiotics what up!!!!

Manic and chugging coffee on a Monday what up!!!!

I’ve never played nor watched The Last of Us but from what pops up on my Facebook feed it seems like 91 percent of men being mad that the actress who plays a teenage lesbian isn’t hot like she is in the game LOL

Holy smokes Adolescence was so good and also terrible at the same time! They did great, it made having Netflix worth it again lol

Idk why my brain yearns for 2010 so much (to the point it hurts) when I’m normally just appalled and cringed out just by seeing at least one Facebook memory a day from that year.

and this is all so I can babysit a coworker that they can’t trust alone.
Why must me, a gentle soul, who has done almost no harm, suffer for the sins of others??????

I have to work tomorrow which is a Monday and so unfortunately my entire personality today is gonna be all about that!!! Sorry to my loved ones!!!!!!

Why are easy basic tasks so overwhelmingly difficult sometimes??? It took me 2 weeks to just gather up the info I need for my tax returns, just to email them to my MOM who does it for me. But the idea of organizing my thoughts and putting all of that together was like wading through mud

Been a month since I posted on here and guess what I’m sneezing again

Omg I already made a typo

I hate amaerica and I can’t stop sneezing